Unapologetically sweary anti-Tory & a filthy remainer.
Joined September 2012
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7 Dec 2025
Hello @JohnLewisRetail, I bought these yesterday and I expected a little more bang for my buck. It’s really not good value for money for a single spool of string
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3 Mar 2025
Hello @goustocooking my delivery is apparently “missing”. I’ve just had an unsatisfactory discussion with your customer service team who claimed not to know about this. Who’s wrong, Gousto or Yodel?
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1 Mar 2025
Such a shame that sales of, and stock in, Swaticars is plummeting.
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13 Jan 2025
Hello @goustocooking I’ve just opened the tender stem broccoli for one of this week’s recipe and there’s a disappointing ratio between stem and broccoli! You normally do much better, has there been a supply issue this week?
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11 Sep 2024
Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account.
But he didn't.
Don't RT 🤣
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4 Sep 2024
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- follow us
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3 Sep 2024
Nadhim Zahawi the multi-millionaire who claimed £6,000 a year from the tax payer to pay for the electricity to run the stables at his £1 million second home, the highest energy claim in Parliament. He also voted against free school meals.
3 Sep 2024
This is now in Mayfair, just walked passed. what is going on @MayorofLondon this can’t be right. 💔
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28 Aug 2024
Thames Water demands a 59% increase in bills to survive.
Like - Thames Water should die.
RT - As soon as possible.
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It's Star Wars: Outlaws launch week and we have 4 prize bundles and a GRAND PRIZE to give away 🎉 RT this post for a chance to win
🥇 GRAND PRIZE to include a Star Wars: Outlaws Xbox Series X Console Copy of the game Nix Plushie Sweatshirt
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24 Jul 2024
I’ve been holding on to this one for 4 years. Knowing this day would come. 🤣
Women remember this when you VOTE.
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24 Jul 2024
I’m glad King Charles has been given a 53% pay rise. Hopefully he’ll be able to afford that roomier golden carriage he’s always wanted, for when he‘s due to make a speech about child poverty.
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25 Jul 2024
BREAKING: The Kamala Harris campaign just released their first ad. Retweet to make sure every American knows who Kamala Harris is and what is at stake this November.
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24 Jul 2024
Elon Musk deleted this.
You know what to do.
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30 Jun 2024
Tory staff partying while the rest of the country were forced to isolate, children were buried alone with no mourners, pensioners didn’t see family before dying. It was an absolute disgrace the way they behaved. Remember that when you vote.
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30 Jun 2024
What £4 a month extra income tax in Scotland gets you.👇
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25 Jun 2024
Otherwise known as the entire annual salary of nearly 50,000 NHS nurses - just up in scandalous smoke.
25 Jun 2024
Government destroys £1.4bn of PPE from one Covid deal bbc.in/4cewrUp
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24 Jun 2024
“If a wild badger broke into yr home & fucked everything up for 14 years straight, tearing absolutely everything apart, you'd think: ‘OK, worry about redecorating later. Right now, that badger needs to fucking go." Saintly John Oliver on the UK election
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25 Jun 2024
Quick wins for Starmer that cost nothing:
1. Stop subsidised food/alcohol for MP’s
2. Ban second jobs for MP’s unless it’s in NHS
3. Random Drug test MP’s
4. Ban all betting
5. Stop all private flights/helicopters
What have I missed?
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25 Jun 2024
Great to be reminded of this.
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25 Jun 2024
Just look at how the rate of increase in life expectancy has been dropping in this country. And it’s not just since COVID/2020. The decline seemed to start around 2010… weird, that.
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