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17 Apr 2019
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[There's a crash in the women's race]
Ryan: "Hope the corner marshals can get all those rings cleaned up before the field comes around!!!"
Fan: "Isn't that kind of...sexist?"
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Fan's inbox: CALL ME TO REVIEW YOUR INADEQUATE SONIC LORE FAMILIARITY
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19 Aug 2024
I blogged. TL;DR: Eastern Grind good, Greta Kilburn fast, Andy Bishop famous, Harry Gordenstein annoying.
untilthesnowends.blogspot.co…
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6 Aug 2024
24 Hours of Great Glen is still the greatest cycling event I've ever done. Please do a 24 hour mountain bike race at my funeral. resultsboy.medium.com/24-hou…
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15 Jun 2024
Logging into twitter for the first time in like a year because I have to scream about how Amaury Pierron just put down the most dominant DH run since Darry Hart's 2011 Champery World Champs
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12 Nov 2023
Came into the last turn at @NohoCX desperately trying to find a way to win a sprint from 2nd wheel and... I did not win it.
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12 Nov 2023
If you told me this guy crashed intentionally for the insurance money, I'd believe you. @NohoCX
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1 Nov 2023
Hey if you haven't registered for probably the biggest cross race in New England yet, we are capped at 600 people and probably gonna hit that number at some point. Don't get caught napping, women/elites/other people used to waiting as long as they want!!
bikereg.com/treehousecx
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23 Oct 2023
I should have just done the cyclocross design article as a bunch of memes
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15 Oct 2023
Hey twitter I made bad cyclocross courses for a long time and I am atoning for my sins by telling you how to make good cyclocross courses: medium.com/@resultsboy/how-t…
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15 Oct 2023
(I wonder if the twitter algorithm will show long-form content I wrote to people when I haven't tweeted in months)
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Colin Reuter retweeted
26 Jul 2023
Officer David Grush declares under oath for the first time that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.
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17 Jul 2023
i opened twitter and discovered this guy said a dumb thing so then i read all the replies where people tell him he's dumb and then i remembered i could just not open twitter and never know about this dumb guy and it would be fine
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17 May 2023
If you really loved me, you'd register for Ken Harrod so I have one more bike length worth of sag climbing available to me on Oak Hill. bikereg.com/ken-harrod-memor…
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20 Apr 2023
I'm pretty sure that it's impossible to give a bike race a working title so ridiculous it does not become the real name of the event (see: Night Weasels, Gnar Weasels)
So get ready for Kilowattcross at Northfield Mountain presented by @B2C2Cycling
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7 Apr 2023
Breaking my rule of "don't complain about your customers" to note that emailing me literally 180 seconds before registration closes to say that you "thought you registered earlier" for a field that's been full for 2 days is peak bike racer nonsense
cc @3LionsFan
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