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Joined December 2010
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31 Jan 2022
“He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?”
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Exactly what someone who urinates in their car would say.
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New washing machine delivered today. What I’m trying to say is don’t get a cat lads, much less 4 of the murderous bastards.
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Is this one of those say what you see puzzles? Keir regrets that vindaloo he had with his Russian mate last night
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Jun 15
You lost me at “there are people on here..”
Dinosaur - higher pass rates than ever before now books are not the only option. There are people on here literally saying it helped them pass their science/maths exams. Yeah it’s would’ve been great for them to fail. Knowledge gatekeeper
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Jun 15
Just been in a toilet that stank of fish and chips. I mention this because I’ve never been in a toilet that stank of fish and chips before #fishandchips
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Jun 15
I totally and wholeheartedly agree with banning Under 16s from social media*
*Thank god I don't have any children U16 so this doesn't affect me
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Jun 15
“I’m never drinking again” Admittedly it was only briefly every time but it happened a lot.
Jun 14
What did you believe at 25 that you find naive now?
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Jun 14
Whenever Nakamura gets mentioned in the Japan-Holland game I keep getting confused.
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Jun 14
Crysencio Summerville briefly lived in the next village, about 3 miles from me, a few years ago #PetesAmazingWorldCupFacts
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Jun 14
If you allow Kai Havertz to score 2 goals against you it should mean instant elimination from the competition and a ban from entering for the next 2 tournaments.
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