Texas Football BMD / SWARM / Roast BEAF / 20-20 vision / King of Lists / Boat Captain
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15 May 2024
Texas already the face of the SEC and ain’t even played a snap yet
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Jun 14
Range Rover
Jun 13
Your worst enemy must drive and maintain a car for the next 300,000 miles (482,803 km). Choose it
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Jun 11
Absolute beaut
Check out this vehicle I found on CARFAX: 2000 Dodge Ram Van - $22,087 with FREE CARFAX Report. carfax-app.onelink.me/3ysv/k…
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Jun 10
WRONG
Unpopular opinion:
The two most overrated hobbies are boating and golf.
Boating: too much work for the amount of fun.
Golf: too much time for the amount of fun.
What’s another hobby everyone loves that you just don’t get?
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Jun 10
Wow just made a brotein shake with milk instead of water for the first time in years. This is amazing @Big_Yeti_42069
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Jun 8
Should’ve just let them throw tortillas
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Jun 5
Too EZ sand aggys suck
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May 28
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May 28
Said she was on her “twelfth straw” will report bacc when I find out how far the count goes
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May 23
Very excited for none of these people to break Olympic records
May 22
JUST IN: The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.
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May 21
Thank you! @grok
May 20
Texas Longhorns. Football. Sports. @grok please fix my algorithm #IDontCareAboutGenZLunch
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May 21
Zero co-Ed’s are safe. Pray for the young men of Baton Rouge
May 21
NEWS: LSU has finalized a deal to hire Ed Orgeron on Lane Kiffin’s staff, Orgeron’s agent Tzvi Grossman tells ESPN. Orgeron returns to LSU, which he led to the 2019 national title as head coach. Orgeron has a decades-long relationship with Kiffin.
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May 20
Texas Longhorns. Football. Sports. @grok please fix my algorithm #IDontCareAboutGenZLunch
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