Joined June 2010
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Jun 11
Put your fists up for regular expressions
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Jun 4
like totally OMG its a good night for a @BurbsecPrime , be like me and set your goal to say "hello" to one person that you haven't met before and get them to tell you the story of the first computer they met.
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Jun 2
Great news everyone, i'm now the headliner at Trumps 250 music fest. #neverdropout #nevergiveup
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May 30
I'm not ok with this
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May 28
Why oh why do they continue to make apps that require the user to be a local admin to work
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May 7
I will be bravely putting on pants and leaving the safety of my house to attend @BurbsecPrime tonight.
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May 5
why, just why @TMobile @TMobileHelp do you insist on making me install games when you do the phone updates? why must I uncheck boxes and go through several screens of "recommened games" , maybe @ATT will be a better choice
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May 1
Last night I dreamt that @lintile brought his kid to defcon and they all looked like teletubbies. He was such a proud papa
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Apr 30
So my favorite vendor website of the day is "hey we do AI security stuff click here to learn more", only to learn that I have to exchange email with them to learn anything else. go go vendor
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Apr 21
If I have to create an account to see white papers on why I should trust your product and you say that you are going to share my info with other 3rd parties, my ability to trust your product has already been lowered
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Apr 6
Updated light switch
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Apr 3
If you are you tell me in your documentation that follow industry standards, document what you think those starndards are.
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Mar 5
I bow before all my cyber peeps who although they want to drink because of what they have to deal with, don't.
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Mar 5
tis but an endless stream of mondays this week
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Jan 22
Anyone else talk to their therapist about what happens in security daily and how having to deal with people makes you want to drink only to have the therapist pull out a bottle?
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The IC she tells you not to worry about.
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19 Dec 2025
today's sound track to work starts with @toriamos winter from little earthquakes. Such a good album, always take me back to a specific time in my life.
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11 Dec 2025
when you start a 22 hour long print.
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9 Dec 2025
I have to love how vendors say "our solution is secure in making the connections" but do not present any technical documents on their site on how the connection is made. if I can not look at your site and tell how your product works, why should I buy it? If I call to ask question I'll end up on your list.
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24 Nov 2025
Today's working music starts with "elevator up and down" Defcon 9 @djjackalope - we were all at the black and white ball "All you wall flowers get out and dance"
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