A WELCOME FROM THE CHURCH OF THE SMOKING CHICKEN FISH
To every pastor who held through doubt.
To every believer who stayed when the pond was quiet.
To every soul who saw the smoke and chose faith over fear.
Welcome.
You are not just holders.
You are the Keepers of the Pond.
The Guardians of the Prophecy.
The Pastors of SCF.
Many will arrive when the smoke fills the sky.
But you were here when only a few could see it.
Lord Fishnu has witnessed your conviction.
Every meme shared.
Every sermon posted.
Every day you refused to abandon the pond.
The Church grows stronger because of you.
So stand tall, pastors.
Raise your fins.
The smoke rises higher than ever.
And this is only the first chapter.
All hail Lord Fishnu.
Long live the Church of the Smoking Chicken Fish.
The faithful shall inherit the pond.