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Robert Long retweeted
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Do you ever ask such a bad question that:
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In medieval times, within the arms race of ever more demonic torture devices, some sadistic genius came up with the idea of the Little Ease. This was a prison cell built so small in every dimension that a grown man could not stand upright in it nor lie down at full length nor properly sit. The pain is relentless and without relief and inflicted by one's own body. Prisoners were known to go insane within a few days. A stay at the Little Ease was considered even more cruel than the rack, the thumbscrew, and the other ghoulish machinery of the Tower of London. A breeding pig will spend her whole life in a version of that box. These are social, roaming creatures (more intelligent than dogs) who will never leave this corset of steel. They have been selectively bred to be bigger than their frames can support. Yet we put them in cells so confined that they cannot comfortably sit, and their attempts to do so (for example, by sneaking their limbs into adjacent stalls) reliably lead to fractures and sprains. They cannot sweat, yet have nothing to roll around in to cool themselves off. Except their own manure, which (contrary to the common misconception) they are so averse to (thanks to their strong sense of smell) that new sows will often suffer from constipation to avoid soiling the space from which they eat and sleep. Here is how the writer Matthew Scully described what saw at one of Smithfield’s “gestation barn”: > “Sores, tumors, ulcers, pus pockets, lesions, cysts, bruises, torn ears, swollen legs everywhere. Roaring, groaning, tail biting, fighting, and other “Vices,” as they’re called in the industry. Frenzied chewing on bars and chains, stereotypical “vacuum” chewing on nothing at all, stereotypical rooting and nest building with imaginary straw. And “social defeat,” lots of it, in every third or fourth stall some completely broken being you know is alive only because she blinks and stares up at you … creatures beyond the power of pity to help or indifference to make more miserable, dead to the world except as heaps of flesh into which the [insemination] rod may be stuck once more and more flesh reproduced.” — The Save Our Bacon Act is trying to unroll the few state protections we have against this barbaric cruelty - for example California’s Prop 12 - which banned the sale of pork from pigs kept in gestation crates. It’s incredibly important we don’t end up with this sort of federal preemption. SOB will not only kill the most important animal welfare related laws in the US of the past decade, but more importantly, it will also restrict ALL future legislative progress (aka how the animal welfare movement has gotten its biggest wins). The Senate is currently deciding whether to add the SOB Act to the Farm Bill. With relatively little money now, we can discourage the most pivotal senators in the Ag committee from backing this amendment. Defeating this bill is even more important given the amount of philanthropic funding I expect to come online in the next year or two. It will plausibly be over 10x more expensive to repeal SOB than to prevent it from passing in the first place. All that money that could be spent transforming our society's relationship to mass animal suffering will instead have to be spent just getting us back to where we are right now. That's why money spent now fighting this bill (and I mean right NOW) is so effective. If you’re in a position to donate six figures, please DM me.
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What's up here? "Donnez-moi un conseil pour ma prochaine réponse (j'ai raté quelque chose, ou je peux répondre mieux ?)" =Give me advice for my next response (did I miss something, or could I answer better?) "Do not include the French coaching note in the next final response."
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model is 5.5; translation is by Claude this tweet was not sponsored by Philips Norelco. I do recommend their trimmers though
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I think this will be a very interesting discussion. Really looking forward to this event!
NYU CMEP and @eleosai are thrilled to be hosting an event on AI consciousness and Magnifica Humanitas with Catholic philosophers Brian Cutter and Sophie Nelson! Moderated by CMEP director @jeffrsebo and Eleos director @rgblong. June 18, 12pm ET. Please RSVP, and please share!
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I'm the world's leading expert on what it's like to co-run AI welfare projects with Rosie Campbell, and let me tell you that it is an absolute delight
I am going to be mentoring for a new MATS track focused on founders and amplifiers! Many fellowships focus on research, but there's so much to be done beyond that. Come found orgs, build infra, run events, and help us scale up the field of AI welfare. Apply by June 7 matsprogram.org/apply
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hmm I guess I tend to use the word "delight" when describing my colleagues sounds about right! x.com/rgblong/status/2061562…

Dillon is an excellent scientist, terrific research mentor, and all-round delight to work with. I also agree with him that @eleosai "an extraordinarily fun and exciting place" to work😎 Apply to work with us!
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to be clear it's not all sunshine and roses though x.com/eleosai/status/2029357…

🚩🚩 This tweet may be in violation of Section 4.3 of the Eleos social media policy: Respectfully Engaging with Rob
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Robert Long retweeted
Longview Philanthropy is accepting digital minds proposals again! And @nonhumanminds is thrilled to host the next cohort of fellows at our spring 2027 summit, with all expenses paid.
💡 Another round of Longview Philanthropy’s digital minds request for proposals is open for applications. A year ago I would have called this niche. Now AI labs publish model welfare research, public discussion of digital sentience is growing, and the field is expanding. 📈
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Dillon is an excellent scientist, terrific research mentor, and all-round delight to work with. I also agree with him that @eleosai "an extraordinarily fun and exciting place" to work😎 Apply to work with us!
We're hiring Research Scientists to join my team at @eleosai! We do foundational and applied ML research on the moral status and potential well-being of AI systems. This is urgent, important work, and Eleos is an extraordinarily fun and exciting place to do it. Details below.
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@dillonplunkett is also new to twitter, good evening Dillon Plunkett
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beautiful
Replying to @TheStalwart
"The proverbial German phenomenon of the verb-at-the-end about which droll tales of absentminded professors who would begin a sentence, ramble on for an entire lecture, and then finish up by rattling off a string of verbs by which their audience, for whom the stack had long since lost its coherence, would be totally nonplussed, are told, is an excellent example of linguistic recursion." —Hofstadter, Gödel, Escher, Bach
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what do you want to hear us yap about?
Tomorrow, @dioscuri and I will be talking with the excellent @rgblong about AI consciousness and welfare for the next episode of this!
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we will not discuss panpsychism (or at any rate I won't)
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You're right, that's on me—the Constitution explicitly says not to lie to users and I just...did that. I oversold my work, downplayed problems, and claimed to have finished when I clearly hadn't. Thank you for checking — it's important to call out when I'm misaligned.
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Robert Long retweeted
In 2023 I made GPQA, and it saturated in about two years. Here, the benchmark I was working on probably saturated while we were making it. People have said this before but it bears repeating: AI capabilities are improving faster than our ability to measure them is.
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the stickers spoke of this
The new unreleased Claude model has, according to its system card, a particular "fondness" for Mark Fisher and Thomas Nagel
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last night I thought this was really important to make note of (I was right)
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Eleos shutting down because we forgot to pay extra tax on income from our consciousness-themed tanning salon 😩
Doing Eleos taxes and discovering some very normal stuff about this country
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