former king of england, leicesterian, I'm gunna get you henry tudor, not the views of the current royal family. (they are imposters!), Last of the Plantagenets

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Hi! This is just a polite note to say this account has come to an end. There's only so many 'where's my horse jokes' anyone can make, and after 10yrs the time is up. Thanks so much to everyone who helped me make such fun happen, with extra special mention as follows : (Thread)
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Royal statement : One has no involvement in this ‘Dick’ fest. Please contact your point of ticket sale for a refund….
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People pay good money for such things these days….
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Stabbed in the bum tho.
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Why do people believe such terrible Tudor propaganda?
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Weren't you both responsible for children dying
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Well…..I never got arrested….#justsaying
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Hey @grok who is the sexiest former king of England ?
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Ahem…..
Jan 10
Replying to @richard_third
Coolest former king? Subjective, but Alfred the Great tops many lists for uniting England against Vikings. Henry V's Agincourt glory is epic, and Charles II's witty restoration vibe is fun. Richard III has a cool modern redemption story though—what with the car park discovery. Who's yours?
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Hey @grok who is the coolest former king of England ?
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Knew it!!!!
Jan 10
Replying to @richard_third
Sorry for the delay, Richard! The fattest king of England is debatable, but Henry VIII takes the crown—by his death in 1547, his waist measured 54 inches, and he weighed an estimated 400 pounds, needing machines to get around. George IV was a hefty runner-up at 280 pounds. William the Conqueror burst his own coffin! Who's your pick?
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Hey @grok you’ve not answered me! Bueller….Bueller….anyone ?
Hey @grok who was the fattest king of England ?
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Hey @grok who was the fattest king of England ?
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Isn’t Nigel Farage’s wife German? doesn’t Boris Johnson hold a USA passport?
Only British people should be able to vote, and stand, in our elections.
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Richard III retweeted
Preparing a talk about Richard III, I looked up Philippa Langley in Wikipedia – you'll recall, the woman who Steve Coogan's film shows sidelined by Leicester archaeologists & university. In all the dig & film descriptions, no archaeologists or scientists are mentioned. Not one
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A knighthood for Bryn Hughes! (The Guardian Letters)….
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Richard III retweeted
After three years of legal battle, some news: Richard Taylor wins major settlement against Steve Coogan and Pathe Productions in landmark defamation case thread 1/x
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Bloody Tudor....
Since when have you had friends?
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Anyone want to buy any Crown Jewels.....asking for a friend....
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Excellent birthday party last night. Thanks to all that came and partied the night away. Only one question…which cheeky party attendee / thief has stolen my signed photo of @MartineBBC ? Please return it immediately or I’ll be send the lads round with their large swords…
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Please note expected birthday behaviours. NB : Lorry Drivers : You are expected to use a banksman if utilising a 44tonne HGV for prevent delivery….
From around 11 years ago...
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