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22 Mar 2011
Why doesn't the dictionary chord (⌃⌘D) work in editable text fields in Safari?
8 Jul 2010
Not happy to see #ger lose, just happy to see them resorting to the long ball in search of an equaliser. Eh, Franz?
8 Apr 2010
If I was Brian Gay and I had his haircut I'd want to change both my name and my haircut.
8 Apr 2010
Dear golf commentators everywhere,
If a chip or pitch does not end in the hole, then it is not "perfectly executed".
Pedantically yours,
8 Apr 2010
Second time today I've ⌘Q'd when I wanted to ⌘-Tab. Either I'm going senile, my keyboard is playing tricks on me, or I'm going senile.
1 Jan 2010
This decade will inevitably rehash everything from the decade that rehashed everything from the 1960's.
16 Dec 2009
There's far too many Russians in this airport lounge for my liking.
22 Nov 2009
Rare opinionated reporting from the BBC: http://tinyurl.com/yaybttr
They're right though, Wigan's orange kit is awful.
21 Nov 2009
Likewise, U2's "Beautiful Day" invariably ruins an otherwise beautiful day.
21 Nov 2009
Hearing the Black Eyed Peas' "I Got a Feeling" is a surefire guarantee of a shitty night.
20 Nov 2009
OH at top of "Rocky" steps in Philly: "Hey, you seen that film Rambo? [raises arms in triumph] Yeahhhhh!!"
18 Nov 2009
Jon Auer's intra-song interludes were more entertaining than his actual songs (and his songs weren't uninteresting).
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17 Nov 2009
Working all the hours God sends is actually quite a sweet deal if you're an atheist.