I’m lightening on my feet, I don’t miss a beat

Joined November 2008
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Pray for all men . They are under attack by our enemy the devil
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Got to LOVE the Drake.
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What is peter teal email??
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A chilled week to all of you
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10 May 2011
please click and drag
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Thinking about the time a girl we knew lost her phone and we found it and as we were trying to return it to her someone named “Medium dick daddy” kept calling her
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17 Aug 2019
Last night I was having so much fun at the club, dancing, getting lit.. and my girl turns to me and says “I can see in your eyes you’re sad” and I wonder how many other people notice
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Joe Rogan showing up to the White House after spending a month claiming to be politically homeless

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(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this
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twitter is forever
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All adventurous women do.
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Why would we go to the moon? You can’t even lay pipe in space, it’s completely useless
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There are far too many fools for the day to be funny.
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Mar 31
its great to be gay
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babies conceived at an Airbnb are not ensouled
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the way the twitter search doesn’t give a fuck about what you type in that search bar 😭
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Piers Morgan has exploded
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10 Mar 2019
It’s Women’s Day! 😻 To celebrate, will you Top like Taylor? Or Twerk like Miley? Please Answer
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I'm a slut
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