2017 Father of The Year. Creator of #LifeSentence now on @Netflix. @MiloVentimiglia’s less attractive but equally in-shape twin.
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13 Apr 2022
So excited that @theErinCardillo and I are joining the writing staff for season 5 of #VirginRiver on @netflix!!!
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15 Jun 2021
Really, John OLIVER, you don’t think olives are a valid pizza topping? Your name is basically a verb that means “to olive.” You’re both salty and delicious. End the hate. Embrace how delicious both of you are. @LastWeekTonight
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6 Jan 2021
@IkonPass I used my pass early in the season and now I can’t. Yes your resorts are open but I’m not allowed to travel to any of them under the CA stay at home order which isn’t specified under Adventure Assurance... what, if anything, you planning to do for pass holders like me?
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11 Nov 2020
I’m pretty sure you don’t have a job @megynkelly ...
8 Nov 2020
Ian, you’re out of touch if you think 70m Americans who have been unfairly demonized as the worst of humanity for 4yrs are now going to hug those who’ve viciously attacked them (& are now making lists of their names). I’m talking reality, which is my job, not pie-in-the-sky stuff
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10 Oct 2020
As a life long #buffythevampireslayer fan, I’ve always wanted to do something in that vein which is why I’m so excited @theErinCardillo and I are developing our first foray into that genre with our friends at @theCW and the amazing #RobThomas... #InGoodCompany #Spondoolie
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7 Oct 2020
Is @VP Mike Pence even allowed to be on stage alone with a woman? #vpdebate @CNN @maddow vox.com/platform/amp/the-big…
6 Oct 2020
I’m not sure what kind of medicine doctor Dr. Conley specializes in, but based on the amount of time he spends up @realDonaldTrump’s asshole, I’m guessing proctology... #POTUS #COVID19 #COVIDIOT
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24 Sep 2020
The only reason @realDonaldTrump wore a mask to the #RBGmemorial was to hide the fact he was smiling the entire time... #RBGRIP
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18 Apr 2020
Have you noticed that every guy who does their TV show from home finds a way to casually work their guitar into the background of the shot? I’m looking at you @LesterHoltNBC and @ColinJost ...
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15 Apr 2020
From now on, I only need @AmericanExpress to alert me if my card IS present for a transaction...
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15 Apr 2020
Joe Biden may not be the perfect progressive candidate, but I’ll take him over Eric Cartman any day. “Screw @CNN, I’m going home...” @realDonaldTrump #makeamericahealthyagain
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10 Apr 2020
Also #LauraLinney deserves all the awards. Holy shit. I completely forgive her for #LoveActually.
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