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18 Nov 2022
Nailed it!
25 Apr 2022
Elon Musk is going to go down in history as the guy who ruined the best thing on the Internet.
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It's so weird that the counterargument that JD Vance wears eyeliner is "He just has really thick eyelashes." Who in this conversation doesn't know the difference between mascara and eyeliner?
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4 Dec 2025
Is it weird that all the stories about the fugitive high school coach suspected of child porn and soliciting a minor go on and on rhapsodizing his team's undefeated football season?
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30 Oct 2025
Did this French lady, Liz Brady, invent hiphop in 1966? I've heard a lot of rap precursors before, but this was a first. Anyway, great song.
H/t @WFMU #djtrouble
youtube.com/watch?v=RS-Krp-Gβ¦
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26 May 2025
Wait until you hear how much energy it costs for humans to make a video of an exploding potato!
linkedin.com/pulse/explodingβ¦
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26 Apr 2025
Hey @Gboard, swiping is still SO much better than tapping like Phones monkeys, but it feels like the feature has been neglected. Also, dictation now injects wrong punctuation and repeats words, and neither swipe nor voice ever learn custom names. Could we get some AI learning?
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11 Mar 2025
Interesting. The role of USAID in ending apartheid in South Africa.
medium.com/usaid-2030/my-fatβ¦
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16 Feb 2025
A bunch of singers on the SNL 50th Homecoming concert needed to transpose keys. 1st act, Miley Cyrus and Britney Howard (whose guitar wasn't working), too low. Jelly Roll's Johnny Cash tribute was really rough.
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16 Jan 2025
Ugh. I just realized Trump is going to be inaugurated on Martin Luther King Day. I expect he is turning in his grave.π
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27 Nov 2024
Everyone out there saying turkey is flavorless, you're just telling on your mama. It's not America's fault she wasn't a good cook.
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22 Nov 2024
The only real ROAS is experiment-based, incremental ROAS.
Accept no quasi-experimental imitations.
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19 Nov 2024
Annual cookie-decorating-party time. We've lots of Xmas-y shapes, but since we're areligious with many Jewish friends, we got a menorah and dreidel last year.
Thought I'd fill out the collection again now.
MARKET GAP ALERT: Unitarian, Kwanzaa and Pagan cookie cutters!
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6 Nov 2024
Some good news.
variety.com/2024/film/globalβ¦
19 Feb 2024
I sure hope this gets a U.S. distributor. It's a favorite novel of mine, and apparently all of the movie adaptations that came before this stank. But this sounds tremendous, especially in light of the real politics of it.
nytimes.com/2024/02/16/movieβ¦
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3 Oct 2024
Thanks @adexchanger for publishing my vision of how publishers could better enable ZIP code targeting, solving ad measurement. Then advertisers could run randomized controlled trials with ZIPs to measure ROI accurately with no PII, tech, 3rd parties.
adexchanger.com/data-driven-β¦
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8 Sep 2024
Dear @AmazonFresh, I hate your new freezer bags so much. I can't recycle or compost them. I'm supposed to just put these in the garbage can for the landfill? Come on. Look what year it is. Read a headline.
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5 Apr 2024
it's always fun to see how slow the news is on earthquakes.
nothing yet from NYT, AP, CNN...
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21 Feb 2024
This talk about Russia putting nukes in space to knock out satellites makes me glad to be Gen X, with Mad Max skills like ability to read a paper map, address an envelop and drive stick.
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19 Feb 2024
I sure hope this gets a U.S. distributor. It's a favorite novel of mine, and apparently all of the movie adaptations that came before this stank. But this sounds tremendous, especially in light of the real politics of it.
nytimes.com/2024/02/16/movieβ¦
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