Recipient of six "evident merit" rejections from The New Yorker. Author of THE DEATH OF THE SUNSET STRIP.

Joined March 2009
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22 Nov 2021
The Sunset Strip in the 1980s was a hedonic paradise fueled by margaritas, cocaine, and heavy metal. I witnessed the decadence and decay firsthand, and I'm finally ready to tell my story. The real story... THE DEATH OF THE SUNSET STRIP is available now. amazon.com/dp/B09LB41V15
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The most meaningful scene from The Sopranos.
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Jay z needs to remove the umlauts. No one else wants to say it.
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wow ive never seen a criterion closet visit quite like this. he keeps looking for Meet the Parents but it's not in there. youtube.com/watch?v=1yXOFLr_…
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Alright, looks like they've made peace with each other. Now mention his brother Billy.
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Remember when they published that Harper Lee novel right after she died and it was just a shitty first draft of To Kill a Mockingbird? That was sort of interesting.
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Please do not post spoilers of The Mandolorian and Grogu. Not everyone has seen it yet.
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it must have hit so hard when that first guy yelled "coward" at the coward robert ford in the theater
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Streets need an album of emo Drake with Julia Wolf and Post Malone features 🧊😮‍💨🔥
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Janice stfu

ALT The Sopranos GIF

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Thought they had me in a deep sleep baby
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Damn we had go through hell as rap fans for two years. It's finally over.
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