Comedian, writer, hockey fan, dad. Weekend Update, Billy On The Street, Sesame Workshop, NPR, PRI. Co-author: @Werewolf_Guide Editor: DEATHBED
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7 Feb 2022
Ruined dinner tonight. Turns out I’d accidentally bought a box of Hamburger Hinderer.”
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Jan 19
My latest for Deathbed dropped this week, and it’s a fun one. Enjoy THE DAY GEORGE DANVERS BOUGHT THE FARM at DeathbedWriting.com:
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29 Dec 2025
The last few days before New Years can be stressful so...
JUST RELAX
That’s the title of a new original horror short from Jeffrey Kaufman. Or is it just a weather balloon? Now stop squirming. You’re making it worse.
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26 Dec 2025
Yes, DeathbedWriting.com has had stories about dismemberment, murderous clowns, murdered clowns, elf cannibalism, ghosts, group sex, possessed feet and giant, potentially evil fruit, but there hasn’t been a single story about alien abduction.
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26 Dec 2025
Until next Monday.
Read “Just Relax” by Jeffrey Kaufman, on Monday Dec 29th. Get it first with a free subscription at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.co…
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22 Dec 2025
I wrote the latest on Deathbed, and yes, it’s a Christmas story.
Read “Nibbles” right now at DeathbedWriting.com and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.co…
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15 Dec 2025
You ready for work Monday?
SURVIVAL JOB by @BenZelevansky (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on DeathbedWriting.com
It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved.
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15 Dec 2025
Subscribe to Deathbed free and get a horror story by a comedy writer emailed to you first thing every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.co…
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10 Dec 2025
Coming Monday to DeathbedWriting.com:
SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @BenZelevansky (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)
Subscribe free at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.co… and get it delivered to your inbox first thing Monday morning.
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1 Dec 2025
Happy Holidays from Deathbed: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers!
Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest!
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24 Nov 2025
Buckle up, clowns. It’s gonna be a gory night.
New from Gena Radcliffe, co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast:
THE TELLTALE HONK
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19 Nov 2025
Coming Monday from Gena Radcliffe, co-host of the Kill By Kill podcast, it’s the terrifying tale, THE TELLTALE HONK.
(Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.)
Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed:
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17 Nov 2025
New story up now. I wrote this one. I’m proud of it. It’s scary. Read and subscribe to Deathbed here: tinyurl.com/3s7mvk3d
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13 Nov 2025
I wrote a new short story coming out next Monday.
It’s called THE TANTRUM.
It’s scary, and I think, pretty good.
Read it first by subscribing free at DeathbedWriting.com
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10 Nov 2025
New on DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers:
by @bobpowers1
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3 Nov 2025
A Brand New Story available now, free, on Deathbed: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers
THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND
A sweeping tale of medieval beasts, mind-bending metaphor, and mountainous cleavage.
By Dan McCoy
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27 Oct 2025
NEW ON DeathbedWriting.com
Jesse’s late father has a message for him. It’s written on a small wooden box. And the box says:
PLEASE BURN
By Scott Jacobson (Bob’s Burgers, The Daily Show)
Read and subscribe free: deathbed.ghost.io/please-bur…
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