fiction & poetry writer.

Joined February 2014
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5 Feb 2022
The only truck horns I better hear this weekend are the ones in we like to party by the venga boys. Thank you.
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28 Jan 2022
I bought all the tools to make new candles and now I get ads for candles and I kid you not spoke into my phone mic and said “I’m good. I bought all the supplies. I’m making my own candles.” If you’re gonna spy on me at least include a feature where ads stop once you’ve FIO’d
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31 Jan 2022
I literally bought this yesterday… do you think I need another one already?
21 Jan 2022
Explain to me why you can go eat in a restaurant on the 31st but can’t have popcorn at the movie theatre. @fordnation

ALT Confused Always Sunny GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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15 Jan 2022
Wordle 210 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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rixajoy retweeted
i do like it when the moon says a little hello in the daytime
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14 Jan 2022
Ohhhh I like this Wordle 209 6/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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10 Jan 2022
It’s officially close to impossible to get any financial support from the government lol

ALT Funny Dance Dance Party GIF

17 Dec 2021
Hey @fordnation. I’m a bartender. I work for places that employ many bartenders. With reduced hours of operations and seating limits, there’s not enough hours or business for all of us to make a living like we were last week or last month. Cc: @JustinTrudeau
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17 Dec 2021
Restriction politics aside, I am genuinely asking how I’m supposed to pay my bills, my rent, and eat on an income that’s been slashed in half (if not more). You can’t just sit back and think that because the businesses are still open, people are still gainfully employed.
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17 Dec 2021
If we’re reducing business and the economy, it’s time to bring back CRB and fast. Businesses will suffer. Their employees will suffer. Emotionally, but more importantly financially. You can’t just implement these restrictions without support.
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13 Oct 2021
Hey, Toronto Tech Twitter! I’m looking for a Google Ads Specialist who speaks Spanish to help a Toronto-Based commercial cleaning company. Feel free to DM me!
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10 Oct 2021
Guys, 19 year olds are doing the train in club settings. Covid really left a mark.
23 Sep 2021
Is this another lockdown being foreshadowed?
23 Sep 2021
'Tiger King 2' is coming to Netflix cp24.com/entertainment-news/…
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16 Sep 2021
If you’re not going to vote because you don’t see the point because you don’t trust any government or candidate might I suggest you go and vote “lack of confidence” so that low voter turn out can actually be low voter confidence?
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10 Sep 2021
The world is confusing. Is Steve from Blue Clue’s going to be an option when I go to vote in the federal election?
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21 Aug 2021
Pretty sure @BMO is running some sort of scam with their customers by freezing their cards for no reason and then making it impossible to speak with an agent.
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20 Aug 2021
I’m begging you. Keep this cinematic masterpiece for others to enjoy. CC: @AndyBugelli @grumplovesyou
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19 Aug 2021
I refuse to believe my husband has never stumbled across a “tag someone with a nice ass” post and I’m offended.