@rmi profile picture
@rmi@cloudisland.nz @rmi

Equal opportunity pet retweeter. Recovering omnishambles. Trying to be less angry. He/him.

Joined April 2008
  • Tweets 92,313
  • Following 565
  • Followers 1,973
2,923 Photos and videos
TFW you're trying to write a difficult letter and no matter how professionally you start the second paragraph keeps turning into "may a plague of locusts descend upon you and all of your foul works."
1
37
Until New Zealand passed the Abolition of the Death Penalty Act in 1989, being burned this savagely by a senior government minister was literally the end of your life. x.com/yardsoflenin/status/12…
6
The single simplest thing Twitter could do to reduce the hostility of their user base is change the infantilising, passive-aggressive language of "see less often" into "don't show me this again."
1
10
If this is "level 3", level 2 will presumably be at least ten strangers coming to your house every day to deliberately cough in your face.
13
Read all of this twice, and then once again give thanks that we are allowed to walk the same earth as @Brocklesnitch. abc.net.au/life/what-your-fe…

You're 'scared' of being fat. Here's how that makes me feel

Before you post, think about me or the fat people you definitely have in your life, and imagine saying the thought directly to their fat little face. Because you are, Bec Shaw writes.

abc.net.au
1
1
4
1. Bernard. 2. Tiny friend, trash panda, my noodly friend, foolish cat, meow-meow, where ARE you, OW, DON’T, STOP EATING THE FUCKING PLANT YOU LITTLE SH x.com/Sarcasticluther/status…

Nadia Bolz-Weber@Sarcasticluther
26 Apr 2020
Question of the day: 1. what is you pet’s name? but, 2. what do you actually call them?
9
Weed dealers assuming that Discord is a secure platform is the most hilarious example of misplaced OPSEC ever. thespinoff.co.nz/society/27-…
1
6
Twitter is doing this stupid thing where if you don't state your gender for marketing purposes, they automatically assign you a made-up one using phrenology or whatever. [1/4]
3
6
12
more replies
And here's the garbage they base this stupid fuckery on. CONTENT WARNING: contains the kind of statistically offensive leaps of faith that only very sheltered male college students are truly capable of. [3/4] file.scirp.org/pdf/IJIS20122…

1
2
6
Alternatively, if you genuinely believe it's possible to predict gender expression significant to an individual level from Bayesian analysis, I will be happy to take your money to perform highly-priced consulting. Get in touch. [4/4]
4
2
13
Bloomfield's slow blink when asked if people should inject bleach to kill the coronavirus took 400 years. Welcome to 2420.
2
13
Tiger King, NZ edition. x.com/davidfarrier/status/12…
6
@rmi@cloudisland.nz retweeted
hey weeirdo@amiewee
26 Apr 2020
Australia is freaking out about the Covid app, meanwhile Facebook practically knows whenever you fart #covidsafe
2
2
11
@rmi@cloudisland.nz retweeted
* :｡.｡ N R ｡.｡: *@ninabonitoflake
26 Apr 2020
People of Newlands, can you pls look under your house or in your garage for my mum’s cat Marco? She hasn’t seen him for 26hours and counting. Milky tea body with brown boots and face and blue eyes. Very shy.
2
12
6
@rmi@cloudisland.nz retweeted
the fall of the village ennui society@annemjw
25 Apr 2020
Replying to @rmi
Also here is a throwback from when she was a kitten and discovered the magical warm box on the walk that she could sleep under
2
2
6
Load more