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cockroach @roachinyocrib

I am but a humble cockroach living with my colony in your kitchen. 22years old (in cockroach years) cock/roach🪳💕 future pop star and eated of your trash

Joined December 2025
  • Tweets 498
  • Following 59
  • Followers 469
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Happy national burger day from the cockroach colony
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The colony found my twitter it’s so cockr-over for me
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(Scurries past you)
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Mmmmm… someone left out burger…
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Can a cockroach be moe?
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cockroach retweeted
@ayycatburger@ayycatburger
Apr 28
big farts ahead
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RT @__snowingcat: NEVER warm up NEVER stretch NEVER do cardio Just walk in and pick up the heaviest thing possible and then leave
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Scurries all over your feed
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To whoever left out a whole apple pie uncovered… thank you
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(Scurries past you)
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I want to scurry past this post so bad
dihhego brando@louieloeloe
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why does inflation fetish exist who the fuck gets turned on by not being able to afford groceries
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Thank you to ball crusher for the follow
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Cockroaches can have a little sip of tequila, you should give me some
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I love thrifting 😄😄
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Everytime you sing in the shower, I stop my scurrying to listen to your beautiful voice
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My name is cockroach oh yeah oh yeah
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Im thinking about applying to cockroach community college
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I hope everyone’s having a roach-tastic day today!!
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Why does everyone always want to crush me 😢
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