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Joined April 2024
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Det er altså så mye dumt på den appen her…
Biggest embarrassment in football history is the Messi Vs Ronaldo debate. I'm closer to Ronaldo than Ronaldo is to Messi.
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Han scorer hattrick og første reaksjonen er å nevne Ronaldo. «Det er ingen debatt» 😂#2vm
Maturity is realizing that constantly comparing Ronaldo to Messi does a disservice to CR7. It’s simply not a fair comparison and it’s one of the reasons CR7 never gets the full credit he deserves for everything he’s achieved in the sport. Across all sports, no athlete has a stronger claim to being the undisputed GOAT of their sport than Messi. There is no debate.
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Så inni satans moro! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 Tenner samtidig et lys for alle fotballinteresserte barn som ikke fikk lov å være oppe i natt og skape et kjerneminne om dette. #2vm
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Kampen er slutt og Norge vant 4- 1 i åpningskampen i VM! Erling Braut Haaland scoret to mål i førsteomgang før Leo Skiri Østigård satt inn det tredje norske målet etter pause. På overtid økte Norge til 4-1 etter et selvmål.
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Ødegaard bare gidder ikke følge mann. #2vm
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28 års ventetid over. Kom igjen da, Norge! 🇳🇴 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 #2vm
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Originalt… 🙄🇳🇴 #2vm
Demain, nos 26 Bleus et leur staff débuteront leur parcours dans cette Coupe du Monde 2026. Mais aucun d’eux n’a oublié là où leur passion du foot est née 💭⚽️ Ensemble, 𝗶𝗹𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗮̀ 𝗹𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯, 𝗹𝗮̀ 𝗼𝘂̀ 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲́ 💙 #FiersdetreBleus
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Fasit 👇👇 #mufc
The only coach that never dropped statement or thanked Manchester United when he was relived. Egoistic and arrogant clown. We helped his life, we gave him an honor to manage one of the biggest club in the world and what did he do? He failed and instead of blaming himself and his nonsensical tactics, He blamed the players and the club! I’m only thankful for the sanity he restored to the dressing room, shipping off some players like Garnacho and Rashford. But his overall tenure was horrible. Arguably the worst manager ever to manage us, finished 15th, lost thrice to Tottenham including a final but his obsessed fans want us to believe he is all that. You can all move to AC Milan with him and support him wholeheartedly. He failed miserably here and there’s nothing to hide. We will see how he performs there.
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Av alle ting United som klubb ikke trenger så er dette det aller mest unødvendige. Nå er det rolig for første gang på evigheter… #mufc
▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.
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Da kan vel United hente hjem han backen Ten Hag mente ikke var god nok? #mufc
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO! Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow. Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
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Så mange påstander og samtlige av dem er feil. 🤡 #mufc
I said it last season that Carrick win was only on temporary mode because he is about to make some mistakes that will affect the club The moment a Caoch or Club adore a player with bad attitude just because he was a childhood player that started with the academy Real Madrid sold Ronaldo not minding the impact it will have even Barcelona let Messi go when they knew that his absence will affect the club and yet this 2 players had more impact than Rashford in those Club But Carrick whom they think has the club DNA want to bring back Rashford to destroy the player culture Amorim came to build Now When Rashford come back that his number has been given to Cunha, the coach will now have problem in deciding who to bench between Cunha and Rashford Rashford is an egoistic player who will not want get benched for Cunha with the same person that his shirt number was striped for but I know that the moment Carrick decide to call Rashford back is the time for beginning of his failure
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Skulle ikke denne kødden snakke etter sesongen og takke fansen for støtten? #mufc
🚨 Rúben Amorim, ready to accept all conditions discussed with AC Milan to become the new manager. He wants the job and waiting for final green light from Milan. 🔴⚫️🇵🇹
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Canada 1 Arsenal 0
🚨 Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghana’s opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: nytimes.com/athletic/7354492…
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Skal vi late som at disse gutta ikke hadde Canes på oddsen og tro at de jubla sånn kun for kjærligheten til NHL? #2vm #nrkvm
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He might be enjoying this more than football 😂🏑
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Fasit 👇
Only Messi fans want to force everyone to accept one player is better, that’s how you know it’s not true. You people think football is just close control, dribbling in tight spaces, playmaking in between lines, maybe that Messi is the most naturally gifted player ever. But Ronaldo didn’t just succeed in one system or one type of football. He dominated in England, Spain, and Italy three very different leagues tactically. He’s doing the same at Saudi Arabia a different continent at 40. And Not just “did well,” but top scorer, best player, main man everywhere. The argument is that if you drop him into any football ecosystem fast league, tactical league, counterattacking team, possession team, he still becomes the focal point and produces. Now let’s go into “Football Mechanics”, not legacy, not mentality or trophies. There’s nobody born of Man that plays football that Strikes the ball better than Ronaldo, Right leg, Weak foot, Headers. He has the best legs. If Messi excel in playmaking, there’s nobody that moves better than Ronaldo. Movement and Positioning. Then let’s go into “big game personality” argument. Take a look at Champions League knockout stages where the level rises and he doesn’t just participate, he escalates. Late goals, hat-tricks against elite opposition. The belief is simple, when the pressure is highest and everyone tightens up, Ronaldo becomes more decisive, not less. He’s inevitable. Mr Talk and Do. Then there’s versatility in roles, not just longevity. He started as a flashy winger doing skills and beating players 1v1. Then became a penalty-box striker. Then a pure finisher. Then a header machine. Then a “give me one chance and I’ll score” player. Very few players completely reinvent themselves while staying world-class for over a decade. Then there’s “repeatability.” Messi might give you genius moments that feel supernatural. But Ronaldo gives you certainty. Not magic every time, but guaranteed output. goals in different ways, against different opponents, under different managers. Left foot, right foot, header, tap-in, counterattack, no dependency on a single system or partner. Then there’s international football, Messi had Argentina built around him with generations of elite talent eventually peaking together, while Ronaldo dragged Portugal through eras where the squad quality was not comparable to Spain, Brazil, France, etc. And still delivered trophies like Euro 2016 and Nations League, being the face of those runs. Finally, the mentality argument, not just “he works hard,” He imposes himself on eras. Wherever football goes tactically, physically, or stylistically, he adapts and remains relevant at the top level. That’s why you’ll hear us say “he conquered football,” not just “he played well.” There’s nobody born of Man that plays Football better than Cristiano Dos Santos Aveiro Ororo Ronaldo.
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Greit nok. Kjøp midtbanespillere i sommer. Jøje meg for en ubrukelig klubb Barcelona er. #mufc
🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days. Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️ Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴
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Hvordan flopper man når forventningene er lave i forkant? Så hvis Ronaldo gjør det bra så har han motbevist noe? Idioter… #2vm
"𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐩!" 🇵🇹 Is CR7 finished at the top level? Rory thinks so... @ChelseaRory | @MrJamieOHara1 | @MarkWright_
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Entusiasmen synker jo litt når man ser en Flint- og Lyn-drakt. Den gjør jo det. #2vm
The Norway squad did their 2026 World Cup photoshoot wearing retro shirts of the clubs where their football journeys began 🇳🇴👏
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Tviler på at klubben tvang den gjøken til å snakke negativt om Rashford i hver pressekonferanse… #mufc
🚨😮 | NEW: The decision to remove Marcus Rashford from the first team squad and try and move him on was led by the CLUB, and NOT one forced by Ruben Amorim. [@TyMarshall_MEN]
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Sweet baby jeezez for en reklame 🤩
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Holy shit! 👀 #mufc
Some members of the billionaire Glazer family have been debating whether to sell their stake in Manchester United FC, after more than 20 years of ownership that has often been blighted by fan protest bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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