Latest: Death Doesn’t Forget
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10 Jul 2024
i had wanted to become a shoemaker, but my dad told me i wouldn’t last
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27 Jun 2024
i tried to grow a secret garden, but there were leeks to the media
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12 Jun 2024
i was putting together an anthology about mythological creatures, but it was no faun in the end
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10 May 2024
initially there was a lot of interest in my jungle-mammal research, but it tapir-ed off
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6 Mar 2024
no one in geology class had a good memory, so when asked for examples of metamorphic rock, no one gave a schist
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16 Feb 2024
nearly all my flowering, prickly plants died, so thistle have to do
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18 Jan 2024
just when i think i’ve seen blair witch project enuf times so it doesn’t scare me, i’m trying to stream on criterion channel, and it glitches out and stops every 5 mins. every other vid is fine!
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20 Dec 2023
they served contaminated food at the language convention, and afterwards i was having trouble controlling my vowels
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1 Dec 2023
whenever i invite a mythical being to a party, they try to be the centaur of attention
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30 Nov 2023
if i had gotten into fibrous textiles at an earlier age, i might’ve felt differently about them
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19 Nov 2023
i studied chemistry a long time ago but i still sulfur the consequences of it
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20 Oct 2023
i tried to count up all the greenish/bluish items i own, and it really took a teal on me
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15 Sep 2023
i used to walk a lot more, but it was taking too big a stroll on my spare time
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24 Aug 2023
i had to drop my class on egyptian gods. i thoth it would be much easier
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12 Aug 2023
some dude in chinatown handed this to me with some insistence, and i gotta say…i’m offended!
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