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In their seminal boss rock jam "Half LIfe", the eternally underrated grunge rock band Local H once opined "Work is for suckers, and the sucker is you". That frank modern adage will never ring truer than on Monday morning.
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Robert J. Relyea - Writer/Chef ๐ธ โ๏ธ ๐ณ retweeted
Ser!ous Bean Co, you apologize for what you did to Dr. Pepper this instant!
1/10, do NOT recommend
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Your Bosstones? Mighty mighty.
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Your Oyster Cult? Blue.
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Yeah... THAT was the one mistake ๐
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Update: STILL fucking working! Everything hurts, and I hate everyone ๐คฌ
14 hour shift activate.
Send coffee, cat pics, or vodka.
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14 hour shift activate.
Send coffee, cat pics, or vodka.
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Nothing exemplifies the adage "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile" quite like Moby ๐ค somehow, and against all odds, producing a banger like "Natural Blues".
open.spotify.com/track/19aUcโฆ
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Which band have you seen the most times?
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I was born in 86 so Im technically a millennial. And sometimes I can relate like when theres a discussion about OG Nickelodean or healing through self-deprecating humor. But when they start opining for days of Shrek and My Chemical Romance, Im like "Nope must be a misplaced X'er"
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"If you want me to rest in peace, bury me in pajamas"
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Die. The correct and only answer is I would die. And so would everyone else. This is honestly a strange question, because ... Like... "The earth is collapsing on itself in a hellish fireball... Wyd????"
6 Nov 2023
what would you do if you woke up and this happened?
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Good morning, fellow parents whose children don't abide by the sole benefit of daylight savings time ๐ด๐
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Anyone else remember the Shake Weight?
How did that get past the R & D phase of production without someone going "Ummm... Y'know..."?
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You mean to tell me eating meat on a Friday is considered a hellworthy trespass, but being on speaker phone in a public bathroom isn't?
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Happy National Novel Writing Month to all those who observe it!
And to those who do observe and participate in it's annual ritual... Good effing luck.
#NaNoWriMo 2023!
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Bring me the head of the "expert" who said to sit DeAndre Hopkins because the Titans were, quote, "a mess at QB and that means low wide receiver scores".
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"Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary "
No, but I remember joining Twitter.
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