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FESSHOLE LIVE TICKETS
23 Apr 2026 - Malmö Live, Malmö, Sweden
25 Apr 2026 - Bio Skandia, Stockholm, Sweden
14 May 2026 - 53Two, Manchester
18 Jun 2026 - New Adelphi Club, Hull
20 Jun 2026 - Cambridge Junction
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B3ta newsletter 918, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT DEMANDS FREE TUSKS ON THE NHS"
This Week:
* 3D GOLF - now actually in three dimension
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - celebrate the movie 'Alien'
* FESSHOLE LIVE - Preston & Wolverhampton announced
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I could write a list of 100 things to critique our monarchy but a 40 something bloke going "yeah maybe I'll try a beard for a bit" wouldn't be in it. Our media is insane.
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I was going to link to a video I was enjoying on YouTube but they ruined it by adding an AI song at the end. So you're not going to get those 100 extra views from me, no sir.
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10 Aug 2024
I don't know why this one is particularly has blown up - it reads pretty so what to me but people are raging. @fesshole is even getting DMs from people thinking they're talking to Tom.
My name in my email signature is Thomas, not Tom. Replying to me as Tom has just lost a builder a 90k job.
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I'll tell you what I'm suspicious of: singers who haven't ever learnt to play a bit. I mean, you don't have to be virtuoso, but if you have that basic interest in music and creating music, how can you have never worked out how to plonk/strum a few chords?
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9 Aug 2024
Spare me from American feature articles that just don't get to the point immediately. Did they all learn to write from "what I did in my holidays" essays?
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9 Aug 2024
Just retweeting praise but do listen to the @fesshole panel show episode. Everyone should have a go at making a DIY panel show, a far better use of your time than smashing up a Greggs. Seriously, that's what's wrong with people, not enough mucking around
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B3ta newsletter issue 917, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT RIOTS EVERY WEEK, FOR THE RETURN OF CEEFAX"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - films for dogs
* FESSHOLE PODCAST - our 'panel show' episode
* CAT "LOAFS" - have YOURS ranked
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue917
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9 Aug 2024
Well you can now find the high-rated rather than only blue-rick replies again. I wonder if the millions who've left this site in the last few days have made them panic a bit - as this is deffo some minor roll back of one the most terrible ideas the bad boss introduced
My name in my email signature is Thomas, not Tom. Replying to me as Tom has just lost a builder a 90k job.
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Wordle never really scratched an itch for me - yeah it's fine but as soon as I'd worked out a strategy to play it in a few goes I was bored of it. Spelling Bee, however, it's like fucking crack. nytimes.com/puzzles/spelling…
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8 Aug 2024
Hooray for the silent majority whose every waking thought isn't racism and just wants to get on with their lives and leave others to so the same.
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It's out - here's our DIY panel show episode of Fesshole. We think it's a lot of fun - so do give it a listen.
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Just looked in my notes folder and apparently I'd used it to write an excellent poem at some point
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5 Aug 2024
In some pre launch hype I'm genuinely excited about the next @fesshole podcast episode going out. I wrote it as a panel show and then got my friends @divstivs and @sam_bambs to play it and it's a fun listen. So DO listen - out tomorrow morning but SUB NOW. audioboom.com/channels/51333…
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Cordelia was an abolsute fucking pillock at the start of King Lear right? Just tell your dad a white lie, serving the absolute truth at all times is clearly harmful.
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Someone complained that they didn’t have labels so I got the label maker out
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5 Aug 2024
And it did properly come out as stuff that looks like jam. It even taste like jam too. Just having some now with some yoghurt for breakfast.
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