Random thoughts that should probably be tweeted via my personal account but I am too lazy to switch. Named one of BRIDES and Martha Stewart's Top Planners.
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Gretchen Culver retweeted
3 Dec 2021
I hope everyone with a uterus and the people who claim to love them are ready to shut the whole world down over this Supreme Court nonsense. Expand the court. Shut down transit. Our bodies aren’t up for their debate.
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I haven’t seen a team make a pitch this perfect since The Bellas.
Zenit players carrying dogs from local shelters that need homes before today’s game against FC Rostov…really nice gesture with a great cause.
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4 Dec 2021
My stress every night in December, where to put the damn Elf
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Gretchen Culver retweeted
24 Oct 2021
You
Vs.
The guy she
tells you not to
worry about
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28 Nov 2021
Couldn’t be more true.
5 Nov 2021
It’s officially the time of year where you can use the front porch as extra fridge space
Gretchen Culver retweeted
19 Nov 2021
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had Culver’s?
Buy now: midwestvseverybody.com/pages…
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27 Nov 2021
It’s that time of year again. Elf on the Shelf season. 😩
Gretchen Culver retweeted
18 Oct 2021
New Trailer: The Batman but it’s Ted Lasso
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29 Sep 2021
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30 May 2021
The only reading that should be done poolside in Vegas is the drink menu.
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18 May 2021
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24 Apr 2021
I just ate some steak in the bathtub and all is right in the world.
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14 Apr 2021
I got the J&J vaccine so now I’m just drinking a lot of wine to keep my blood thin.
23 Mar 2021
We are ready to rock outdoor summer weddings. Who wants to get married?!
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