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1 Apr 2020
This is a serious message to everybody watching my timeline right now. Peace & Love. Peace & Love. I want to tell you, please after the first of April do not send any New Yorkers to any address that you have. I'm warning you with peace & love but I have too much to do. Thank you.
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11 Jul 2020
The bean counter over @GoyaFoods just tweeted "Weekend sales are already up 45% thanks to our great @potus @realDonaldTrump" #BoycottGoya
8 Jul 2020
Hey @HowardStern You should probably tell @robertAbooey to spend less time making Tik Toks and more time taking Tic Tacs.
6 Jul 2020
Mercedes-Benz was also the proud sponsor of another famous fascist fuck......... Adolf Hitler.
5 Jul 2020
I just had to explain to my crying 12 year old daughter that I couldn't buy her the Che Guevara t shirt she wanted for her birthday from the capitalist Hot Topic store located in the mall because the peaceful protesters looted them all.
5 Jul 2020
Braking News! Seattle's Mayor Jenny just renamed a speed bump in CHAZ to honor the heroic life of fallen bIm protestor Summer Taylor. #SummerOfSpeedBumps
5 Jul 2020
Maybe the resistance can talk Bush and Cheney into having a few of their Saudi buddies fly a couple of passenger jets into the face of Mount Rushmore.
3 Jul 2020
The @SFPD won't show you mugshots of the woke ass liberal thugs destroying your cities but @TuckerCarlson will. #ThankYouForYourService
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2 Jul 2020
#GhislaineMaxwellDidntKillHerself ........ But elite democrats are still scrambling their private jets to avoid become another statistic of the #ClintonBodyCount
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rocksmoulder retweeted
30 Jun 2020
The government that sent 4 billion in stimulus payments to dead people is the same one you want administering healthcare for all, solving racism and getting the economy back. Get your own shit together. The government is incompetent and won't save you.
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30 Jun 2020
The salesman at the local 4wd shop just convinced me to buy a 12" lift kit for my new diesel pick up truck and not the puny 6" lift I came in for. The 12" kit costs twice as much and so do the tires but it does accommodate twice as many protesters so how could I go wrong.
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27 Jun 2020
I'm driving through the desert on my way to Las Vegas. It's a 120 degrees outside and I'm wearing nothing but a face mask soaked in ether. #FearAndLoathing
25 Jun 2020
Nobody's calling a country western band whose only members are three 75 year old grannies The Chicks.
13 Jun 2020
What's the over/under on Auntie Fa begging Seattle's evil law enforcement for police protection once the Hells Angels and Mongols arrive and begin kicking the shit out of them? #CHAZ
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11 Jun 2020
A US general apologizing for publicly appearing with the commander in chief? Send him to gitmo for insubordination.