Unprofessional word arranger. Debut novel : 'Here Are My Demands' at large via Wakefield Press. Agent: @ShawLiterary

Joined September 2016
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For what it's worth (very little these days alas), I'm thrilled to see Josephine Rowe's excellent and terribly under-appreciated Little World on the Miles Franklin longlist - hope it wins!!!
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I don't want to alarm anyone, but Wayne Marshall's historical/literary/speculative romp, Henry Goes Bush, is at large and roaming the countryside. Track down a copy however you can.
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In scenic Bacchus Marsh today for the launch of Wayne Marshall's epic Henry Goes Bush!
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Drought breakers. The Brumbies have beaten the Crusaders 50-24 in Christchurch to end a 26 year drought! Famous victory. Bravo to Stephen Larkham, his coaching team and the players. Slipper, Valetini, Cale unsung hero Andy Muirhead first class. Complete performance.
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Rugby positions explained: 1,2&3 nice wee chubby guys. One of them has to be brainy. Often a GP. 4&5: the two tall ones. One has to be brainy. They take turns each at being sin binned. 6,7&8: two of them are called flankers and look normal ish. One of them is called the number 8. Not sure which. 9 wee jolly guy. Likes to kick the ball straight in the air. 10 brains, nice hair, knows roughly what’s going on 11&14 fast, tries not to get too involved 12&13 two actual athletes who have got involved by accident 15 big show off, boots it, catches it, boots it again
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Many thanks to Emma Rayward and Meanjin(!) for this thoughtful review of Here Are My Demands. All my world-building was not for nothing! (And now I'm inspired to go harder in my next spec-fic effort...) meanjin.com.au/latest/put-it…
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Me last weekend, taking in some sport during a break at the Short Story Festival #ManOfThePeople
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This weekend, the Australian Short Story Festival is on in Adelaide. It's always a great vibe, so get along if you can. I'll be moderating a couple of sessions. On Saturday night, there's a 'Complaint Letters' event that should be good fun. More here: australianshortstoryfestival…

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I would definitely listen to a podcast about the Adelaide-Glenelg tram line hosted by a former Federal MP, entitled -- and imagine this being spoken in the host's distinctive voice -- 'The Fine Line with Christopher Pyne'.
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All the promo assets you'd need for this concept already exist.
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Thanks for the thoughtful review!
Andrew Roff's debut novel, Here Are My Demands, looks forward to an imagined future – but seems more concerned with now. @joanneanderton @UQ_News theconversation.com/what-wil…
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Andrew Roff retweeted
It's our 3rd and final spring #BookGiveaway! Win books by @AKalagianBlunt @roffwrites Michael Adams and Amy Lovat. But be quick - entries close midnight TONIGHT Thurs 9 Oct 2025. newtownreviewofbooks.com.au/… Thanks to @ultimopress @WakefieldPress @AffirmPress @macmillanaus
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You luv to see it: @roffwrites’s Here Are My Demands is fic-book-of-the-week! “meticulously constructed speculative fiction, which shows off a command of novelistic structure & form..philosophical ambit & sharp insights (of his debut)” theage.com.au/culture/books/…
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Andrew Roff retweeted
11 Sep 2025
AI is on every single app I use for my job now. I use it zero percent of the time. why do I need an AI assistant for my email? I read the email. I respond to it. it’s one of the easiest things on earth to do.
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Anyone in Melbourne this Thursday... get along to this.
RALLY TO SAVE MEANJIN MAGAZINE Thursday 11 Sep 9am Outside the Melbourne University Publishing office, 715 Swanston St, Carlton. A number of Australian writers and editors will speak in support of this vital cultural institution.
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So Meanjin has been closed on "purely financial grounds" because it is "no longer viable". Being non-viable is the defining qualification for being an Australian literary journal! After 85 years why stop being non-viable now, when there is so much to discuss? Not happy, @unimelb!
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Really sad to hear the news about Meanjin. Seeing one of my stories in print there, alongside work by ozLit giants, was the first time I felt like a real writer. What we're losing with this closure is not replaceable.
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Andrew Roff retweeted
Cracker launch at the legendary Ern Malley wine bar in Adelaide last night for @roffwrites’s brilliant debut novel, Here Are My Demands
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Replying to @PulpLibrarian
He played the clarinet so good they made him king
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