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Jimmie Johnson:
DNF in 100% of his truck series starts.
You know who you cant say that for?
Norm Benning.
Yet JJ is the GOAT ...
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Good for @KarlTowns man. I wish MN would've kept him around and he got his chip here, but dude absolutely deserves it
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I'll admit I was wrong. Prime's coverage is far beyond Fox and NBC. I get there's some hurdles with it being streaming, but I'd take a 36 race schedule with this coverage
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Carl Roidwards (Alpha Male) retweeted
15 Apr 2011
The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual
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Fun fact: when the broadcast team is talking about the drivers being "puckered", they are referring to the drivers buttholes
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You're in Nashville and this is the best you could find for the national anthem?!
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Carl Roidwards (Alpha Male) retweeted
18 Apr 2015
Ask for your partner's permission before spitting in their anus.
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Sports can be funny sometimes. A new competitor comes along, perhaps with a chip on their shoulder, rubs you the wrong way and you can't stand the guy. As time goes on, you slowly catch yourself getting a kick out of it, and eventually, become a fan. Then, as older competitors
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The first time I met Kyle was at the Walmart in Concord, just a few hours after he got that massive speeding ticket in Mooresville. He was nice, but there was no doubt you could tell his mind was elsewhere 😂. The second time his mind was more clear and he was super cool
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Scratch that, this was actually the 2nd/3rd time. Met him in 2002 at an ASA race at the MN State Fair Speedway, not long after being booted from the trucks due to a new age rule. He joked about being cooler than his brother. Still have that signed hero card, forever will
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Carl Roidwards (Alpha Male) retweeted
May 21
Incredibly sorry to pass along this unfathomably sad and shocking news: Kyle Busch, the winningest overall driver in NASCAR history, has died at age 41.
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I barely knew it was all star week. Least hyped all star race of all time?
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