😁😅😆😂🤣 keyboard gangster. bosh king. uncle.
Joined February 2019
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Jun 8
Indie sleaze never died
Extraordinary. Even by his standards, he looks utterly fucked.
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Jun 7
never clocked that Pixie Lott was in this hahaha
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May 20
Burnham will only get my backing if he ditches this black t-shirt armyman look and swaps it out for a far more tasteful American Apparel hoodie/shirt & tie combo… less “Poundshop Zelensky” more “graphic designer from 2010”
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May 12
I have decided to resign from Keir Starmer's government.
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May 2
don’t post much on here these days but it’s just cos I need to time to develop bangers
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27 Aug 2013
Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH
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Apr 19
Dont mind me, just setting my Now TV avatar to Hermann Göring my favourite character from Nuremberg
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Apr 14
Dinner with these three or $500k?
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Apr 9
AI slop shared by a man who is famously unplugged, off the grid, tuned into the here-and-now
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Apr 9
carrying the flame 🔥🫡
The “Billie Jean” clip from the ‘MICHAEL’ movie has been released.
In theaters on April 23.
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Apr 7
that loaf of bread’s needing chucked
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Apr 1
watch my short film "The Golden Game" NOW!
youtube.com/watch?v=6Z_2DO4i…
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Mar 30
the goat
Mar 29
what are some good album titles, i think "remain in light" is one of my favorites
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Mar 28
J.K. Rowling says HBO's #HarryPotter series "is going to be incredible" after the first trailer drops: "I’m so happy with it."
Twenty minutes earlier, Rowling celebrated the Olympics' decision to ban transgender women from competing in women’s events by writing: “Today’s ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I’ll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.”
Rowling was referring to the Olympics decision to allow Algeria’s Imane Khelif to compete in the women’s boxing competition at the Paris 2024 summer games, one year after Khelif was disqualified from the Women’s World Championships for failing a gender eligibility test due to elevated levels of testosterone in her system. Rowling denounced the Olympics at the time. Khelif was born female.
variety.com/2026/tv/news/jk-…
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Mar 28
this makes me think a place in kilmarnock I worked as a KP at during uni, it was styled like an all-american 50s style diner but functioned as a biker bar
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Mar 24
It's my birthday today ( 79 ) , funny thing is it's Elton John on the 25th. Strange it's the same every year 🤣
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Mar 23
I’ll be continuing to watch my films in Normal mode thank you very much
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