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25 Dec 2020
SQL Clause is coming to town! πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ„
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Four Seasons is so good, how am I just finishing season 1 πŸ«ͺ
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reunited with my son
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11 Mar 2022
When they bring out the "sales engineer" during the meeting
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if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life
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am baby
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how is @roliepoly literally such a vision?? 🍸
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tech companies be like β€œToday Datapoint becomes Thumb” and β€œThumb is clearly our future”
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new cat tree is Taco approved
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Olya Tanner retweeted
me and @roliepoly Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ·ΡŒΡ-ΠΌΠ΅Π΄Π²Π΅Π΄ΠΈ
Soviet postcard advertising honey, 1980s.
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why does this please me so much
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bro. someone built a terminal weather app in Rust with live ASCII animations. it literally rains / snows inside your terminal when it’s raining / snowing outside 😭 this is peak software.
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Olya Tanner retweeted
potential customers: β€œhey can you get back to us?” the shit me and claude are going through:
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just found out that (for a reasonable fee) I can have a mobile phlebotomist come to my house tomorrow morning to draw labs and deliver them on my behalf 🩸
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me, going to bed with Slack inbox 0:

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Rare good news in 2026: green sea turtles and giant pandas are NO LONGER ENDANGERED.
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25 Dec 2025
ho ho ho, a very merry analysis by @luismbat πŸŽπŸŽ„
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24 Dec 2025
look at my son πŸŽ…πŸΌ
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24 Dec 2025
THE RAIN HAS BEGUN

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19 Dec 2025
hello new friend!
19 Dec 2025
my trusty 2018 Apple Magic Keyboard finally stopped working 😭
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