Author. Cartoonist. Coffeeholic (25 cups/day). Work in @nytimes @WSJ @Playboy @SatEvePost @thewalrus. Newsletter: rolliwrites.substack.com/

Joined July 2009
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No thanks.
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Coffee 8 × 2. Tasty brew. ☕️
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Uncle Ezekiel. They'll release him one day. Alas.
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G o o d n i g h t . . .
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Dreamed that scientists in an AI data center fused lab-grown human brains of extraordinary size with advanced processing units, producing a sentient technology of unfathomable intelligence. For the rest of the dream, I was being chased by an ostrich.
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Coffee 5. In disguise. ☕️
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Rolli retweeted
"The worst thing about humanity is the people." - Aunt Mavis #drawing
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Coffee 14 1. Almost done. ☕️
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Coffee 4. Time for more. ☕️
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Coffee 22. How are you? ☕️
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To merely eat a dessert is sacrilege. One must taste it reverently, with closed eyes.
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"We are beautiful illusions." - Aunt Clarice
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The Light Hotel. #drawing
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G o o d n i g h t . . .
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The new issue of Transition. I have a short story in it. And some drawings.
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Coffee 8. Tastes great. ☕️
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OVERHEARD: "Oh, you're lucky. A butler is much better than a father."
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