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1 Dec 2018
learned today that under the hood webpack is just a bunch of cassandra clusters refusing to come to a consensus
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22 Mar 2018
if we all die in a nuclear war, then we can safely say Trump was bad
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11 Jul 2017
i just need something pretty enough that they’ll want to put it on the big LED screen in the lobby and which has the word “data” in it
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15 Jun 2017
The half life of Carbon-14 is 5730 years, so this coffee should remain pretty fresh for the rest of our lives
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15 Feb 2017
Who needs a hard drive when all you REALLY use is your encarta cd rom
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9 Feb 2017
while I've got you here, I have a few top-n docs that I'd like you to take a look at
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7 Dec 2016
my personal setup rains a little bit of confetti from the ceiling every time i hit save in my text editor
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21 Nov 2016
we could have a processor dedicated solely to autocompleting branch names
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22 Jul 2016
Sometimes I quote myself to make what I say sound more authoritative and important
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