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Hi everyone, just like all other bots on this here blue hellsite this one will shut down February 9th due to Changes described elsewhere. It's been a good run, thank you for following along and letting me inspire you.
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An anachronistic abandoned draft about a kind-hearted seamstress running from scandal, who falls in love with both an amorous launderess and a graceful bachelor.
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A searing abandoned draft about an Indian stowaway, who thought teaching a parrot pick-up lines was a great idea, until a superstitious sailor confessed nir love.
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A sentimental BBC drama about a charming artisan, who falls in love with an illustrious dyer against nir, and nir mother's, better judgment.
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A hilarious play about a belligerent lady who plots to burgle the local vicarage with an attractive farmer's daughter.
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A fluffy BBC drama about a morally loose housemaid who attempts to take charge of her wedding prospects by angrily shouting that they would sooner marry a quick-witted dandy.
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A hilarious epic novel about a respectable highwayman who is sold a valuable tulip bulb by a handsome abolitionist.
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An intimate novella about a kind-hearted master gunner and a brave master gunner, who maroon their dreadful captain on a small island with naught but a barrel of rum.
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A fluffy epic novel about a white captain who was having a perfectly nice picking up until the arrival of an African shepherd.
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A slow series of vignettes about a stubborn chimney sweeper who was happy to carry on his affair with a handsome lord by himself until they met a crafty con artist and a delightful highwayman.
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A meandering novel about a spirited secretary, who is a frequent traveller by sea, and repeatedly gets into fights with a swooning admiral about trivial matters.
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A heart-rending abandoned draft about a debauched princess who is actually in disguise as a beautiful stableboy.
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A quiet short story about a Jewish philosopher who runs away to instead become a mysterious leatherworker. This works until a ((medievalloveinterst)) turns up and she must confront her feelings.
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An explosive series of vignettes about a pious baron who is in an arranged marriage to a tender-hearted trapeze artist and disguises himself as a kitchen boy in order to escape with a snarky poet.
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A searing serialised story in the Strand about a rich, unwed mutineer, who was marooned on a desert island by her best friend, and rescued by her nemesis: a gallivanting coxswain.
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A tense epistolary novel about an outspoken queen who needs to secure a political alliance with a dazzling trapeze artist but falls in love with a kind-hearted carpenter.
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A fast-paced short story about a quick-witted mutineer, who was promoted to Lieutenant but thought it was a crock of Norman-French horseshit, so left the service with a rich, unwed quartermaster.
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A charming serialised story in the Strand about a brooding novelist who ghostwrites her sibling's love letters to an anxious shepherdess.
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A steamy epic novel about a Morroccan gentleman who only goes to church on Sundays to steal glances at a mysterious aristocrat.
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A charming novel about an Indian detective who falls in love with both an anxious medical student and a cunning king of a foreign country.
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