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Our answer to this is Elliot Anderson btw

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Declan Rice after the full-time whistle: “It’s NOT done.” 😤
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Arteta has fully broken them 😭😭
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Declan Rice went to SJP, hit 75/85 passes, got an assist and dominated defensively that’s what midfielding is. not la croquetas under zero pressure
Pedri stinker and hooked. these fake midfielders cannot hang with the most developed form of defence and duelling in the world. has been totally muzzled by Tonali and out-midfielded by Lewis Hall impact > aesthetics always
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Cherki can try things like that because if he loses the ball he knows his mates will get it back Wirtz does not have this luxury.
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The weight that ‘no disrespect is carrying’ 😭😭
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Lookman is carrying Atleti’s second part of the season and that’s the same guy who nearly signed for a Turkish side (no disrespect) at 28 and in his prime loool, never tell me the passport doesn’t matter in football Atalanta will pay for their crimes too 👍🏼
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New gen won’t get to experience rushing to the canteen every Friday afternoon just for chips only to have half of the plate taken by beggars

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🚨 NEW: Fried food including chicken nuggets and fish and chips will be banned from being served in schools to reduce obesity Pizza and sausage rolls will be severely limited, and desserts will also need to be at least 50% fruit
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Abdukodir Khusanov starts and Man City keep a clean sheet. Most common theme in football currently

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Can we be objective for once, this performer has nothing to do with the keepers
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My goat man wow 😍
Quick fire questions with Khusanov, our @etihad Player of the Month for March 🏆✨
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CB casually pulling this off 😭
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Olise is so intelligent wtf
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11 Sep 2025
In summer 2024, when Liverpool realised Luis Díaz wanted to join #ManCity, their recruitment team proposed the Colombian to the Etihad Stadium in exchange for Julián Alvarez. @ManCity said: “We don’t sell to rivals." Liverpool said: “Neither do we then." [via @_ChrisBascombe]
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I’ll be offering my opinions from a netrual’s perspective, it’s time to see who’s right 👍 @Pogboom76118055 @PoachersFinish
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What did I miss
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Disappointed. No respect whatsoever.
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Not too niche but wow
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Everyone name a random, old FIFA Card The more niche, the better
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What do the new gen know about this one
Guys are having to go CEX to buy old FIFA’s as recent as 16 and 17 to experience “nostalgia” 😭😭😭😭😭 just admit you weren’t there and sit this one out g
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They just don’t make music like this anymore 😢
When FIFA was at its prime 🥲 what a song.
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didn’t even have the decency to wait for his gf of ten years but you guys think he’ll be loyal to us

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