I’m running for State Rep. I’ve spent my life avoiding government as much as possible. I just want to be left alone. But the thing is, there are rooms where decisions are made. When the people who “just want to be left alone” aren’t in those rooms, the decisions get made by the people who are. And I’m tired of those people. I don’t need donations or anything. I just need you to show up and vote on Election Day. If the NH Democrats gain a House majority, we’ll end up with an income tax, sales tax, more gun laws, less school choice, and everything that sucks about Massachusetts will be brought here too. We can’t let the left gain one inch.

Well, the left finally got what they wanted. Elon is no longer a billionaire.

If the federal government took 100% of Elon’s wealth, it would only fund the government for 52 days. Then it’s gone, and there’s nothing left to take. The problem isn’t trillionaires.

Help me solve a mystery. For the last few weeks, random packages arrive at the house addressed to me or my daughter. We have never ordered any of these things. No cards or accounts hacked. We just… get random stuff.

Dear Democrats of X, Yes, Elon became a trillionaire today. What happens next? Nothing. Your life is no different. You are exactly where you would be if he didn’t. Because how much someone else has doesn’t affect you in any way. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

A pirate was once asked by Alexander the Great what gave him the right to terrorize the seas. He answered “The same right you have to terrorize the entire world. Except I do it with a small boat so I’m called a pirate. You do it with a fleet and are called an Emperor.”

One of these women wants to take your guns. The other actually represents New Hampshire.

You are entitled to 0% of what someone else earned.

Why do we give teachers pensions instead of just putting $500 a month into an S&P ETF on their behalf? They’d get a higher income in retirement than they made as a teacher, it would cost the district less, and if they quit early it’s already theirs to keep and continues to grow.

Some people have asked how they can donate to my campaign. I don’t need any donations, but if you want to do some good, consider donating to support our local Food Shelf, Fall Mountain Friendly Meals. Private charity > Government Aid. nhgives.org/organization/fal…

Our school district spends 83.3% of its budget on staff salaries and benefits. Put simply, that’s $31 million on salaries and $6 million on LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. Any time anybody talks about cuts, it’s always something from the $6 million column and never the $31 million column. We have ~1,300 students. Some classrooms have SIX students. It’s painfully obvious where the cuts need to come from.

The fraud will continue until an uprising occurs.

I hope my kids don’t let me vote Democrat after I die.

Lot of "property tax enjoyers" in my replies today. I raise them this: Imagine I'm a guy with a big stick and a reputation for violence. I watch you all the time. I notice you bought a mattress to sleep on. I say "OK, nice mattress -- pay me $200/mo or else I'm gonna come into your house, drag you and your wife out of bed, and take that mattress so I can auction it off." You'd predictably tell me I'm insane and that I need to stay away from you. But of course, when you missed your first $200/mo payment to me, I really would do it -- I'd come into your house, drag you out of bed, and take your mattress. The next morning, you'd complain to your friends that you slept on the floor because some idiot took your mattress. They'd tell you you deserved it, that you should've paid me, that that $200 is "a good deal" and "the most efficient thing" I could've done to you. Anyway, when you go on telling people that they should gleefully pay RENT to the government on property they already paid for and own, or that property taxes are "the best tax," etc etc -- that's kind of what you sound like.

The best thing about being a teenager in the 90’s was that none of the dumb crap you did ended up on the Internet. Gen Z and Gen Alpha have never lived in a world without smartphones and social media. They will never know real freedom.

Why is it called 9mm instead of .354 inches? This is America.

So many choices, I'm not sure where to begin... Let's start with public schools. You and your union buddies run the show, and the amount spent per student is absolutely insane. It's the primary driver for rising property taxes. Every Republican effort to reduce school costs is met with opposition. Your only proposals are new taxes and more "spreading costs out." Never cuts. Never action. Just more blustering, finger-pointing, and obstruction. You oppose business tax cuts despite the fact that BPT/BET revenue has *increased* proportionately to the cuts. You talk around this. You are interested only in advancing yourselves, your party, and your silly woke ideas. You know all of this. I look forward to winning my House race, solely so I can vote against every bill the blue team supports. Perhaps I should be thanking you. After all, you motivated me to run.

70% of Massachusetts CPA’s reported having clients who changed their legal residence to avoid taxes. 27% have clients considering relocating the whole company for the same reason. NH is a great place for tax haters to run a business. Shoutout to MA for sending them here!

This is my pride flag.

In New Hampshire, we make guns at home.