vodka redbull enthusiast, Beerio kart champion, hooper, town hall 18

Joined February 2024
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24 May 2025
It was a grind but I finally unlocked gold camo for my millers
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I feel like we’re living in a peak period right now. Summer, World Cup, America’s 250th, Knicks championship, Stanley Cup, Movie theaters are back. Similar to 2016 levels
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How she looks at me when I’m 14 beers deep and absolutely nail my Borat impression in front of the boys
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Reaching levels of locked in never before seen
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The Jordan and pippen of body washes
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Taste like a blue airhead 9.8/10
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Fuck she's tight #cheers
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There’s a perfectly preserved cicada in my car from two summers ago
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Top 4 best protein bars in the game right now #expand
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Hand stuff in the backrooms👀
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My retainer just broke after 10 years help what do I do
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On that #exotic pack today
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Why do bad things happen to good people😔
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They’re calling it the greatest gatorade flavor of all time
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Let’s have ourselves a day
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I fear if I drank these there would be a mudslide in my pants
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Rooster office pen reveal (Sharpie 0.7 s-gel purple ink)
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Mcdonalds has mini shields now
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Real ones cook their eggs with cottage cheese
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SHAMONE #creamer
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Rooster has touched down in DC
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