Occasional DJ. Podcast host. Terrible guitarist. Marketing & Communications bloke. Opinions always my own.

Joined April 2007
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You know it makes sense. #Makerfield #VoteBinface

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David Hockney RIP. I remember when the new phone book arrived and being astounded that someone so famous was from my city. A true original. #Hockney #Bradford
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I tend to reply rather than Tweet lately. Because all my thoughts begin with “what the fuck…” at the moment. Reform. Musk. Trump. Inch High Cocaine Guy. And now Doctor Who “cancelled”. Bring on the rapture. It’s time.
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Oh God @peterhook that was fabulous mate. Great selection of tunes. Absolutely buzzing. And no offence to the rest of you - but John Barnes doing the rap for “World in motion” was worth the ticket price alone.
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I mean you can believe the lies or spend 10 seconds on Google. Your call. But it’s all bollocks. Obvs. #ReformUK #TalkingShite #WhatAShock
St Mary’s Church in Ince once served the people of Makerfield. Now it’s a mosque. Our Christian heritage is being erased. Reform UK will ban the conversion of churches and protect Britain’s traditions.
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Saying something in quotes, and insisting it’s a fact, does not actually make it true. I’m not a Christian. So by your definition I’m not British. Well at least I’m not a racist idiot.
“Restore Britain believe that Britain is a people defined by indigenous British ancestry and Christian faith" This is just a fact. I’m done pretending it’s anything else. Just as a man in a dress is not a woman… a foreigner with a piece of paper saying ‘British Passport’ is not British.
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Whereas using a memorial to victims of the Manchester bombing to make a quasi-political point is a great use of your time. And not even slightly in bad taste. What a horrible man you are.
Don’t look back in anger. Because that really stops the next attacks.
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Yeah I don’t think I’ll be recommending anybody use an American plumber based on this AI slop.
SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.
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Shit got real.
I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS
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We change prime ministers more often than the Sugababes change their lineup.
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Genius takes many shapes.
Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.
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"Keir Starmer is actively stopping Americans from exercising their First Amendment rights..." The British PM is stopping Americans (in Britain) from exercising their (American) First Amendment rights that apply in America and not in Britain. Makes sense. If you're stupid.
Keir admitted to denying visas of anyone set to speak at Unite the Kingdom rally, led by Tommy Robinson, this Saturday in London. Including Americans such as @JoeyMannarino and @ValentinaForUSA This is clearly a violation of the 1st amendment and exposes Keir as a liar.
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Reform voters today. “Please sir, can you make me poorer?”
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Still better than voting Reform. At least Daleks don't make shit up for your vote. You vote Dalek, you get exterminated. You know where you stand with a Dalek. #ReformUK #VoteDalek #DoctorWho
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I don’t know which surprised me the least: that a “GB News commentator” dislikes a charity aiming to re-balance inequality, the “reason” is at best tenuous or that Sophie Corcoran is behind it. Just vile people. theguardian.com/law/2026/apr…
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Straight to the point. @Nigel_Farage is a grifter, who doesn’t care or understand the average working “man”, other than what buttons to push to generate anger. #ReformUK #Grifters
The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker. Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year. Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead. Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency. Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle. Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free. Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to. Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds. Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires. Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle. Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all. Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons. Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting. Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again. Pint, mate?
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Is that the smell of burning trousers I do detect? Because someone’s pants are firmly on fire. Stupid or lying? I wonder which it is…
One of the oldest schools in England - founded in 631 -but destroyed by Starmer and Phillipson
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