if Real Madrid ran a Dominoâs
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đŁđš đĄđđȘ: Real Madrid president Florentino Perez has just finished one of the most UNFORGETTABLE press conferences in football history.
âąâ â Heâs âsorry that he wonât resign,â instead calling for an election 3 years early and threatening other candidates to run against him âif they can'
âąâ â The first questions are sporting-related, but immediately he says that he will not be talking about sporting matters
âąâ â Insists that Real Madrid is not a dictatorship, that he has been the best president of all time, winning 74 titles, and that the only way they will get him out is if âthey shoot himâ
âąâ â Claims that Real Madrid players âfight every season,â and that itâs totally normal. At least 4 or 5 players hit each other per year. Defends both Tchouameni and Valverde as âgood kidsâ
âąâ â Picks out his phone from his pocket to start reading news and laughing at fake news from multiple outlets, mainly ABC
âąâ â Singles out an ABC journalist as âa woman who doesnât even know if she knows about footballâ
âąâ â Saying heâs a supernatural animal, a beast that works day and night, denying rumors of cancer and tiredness
âąâ â Attacks Barcelona for the Negreira case, saying itâs the most disgraceful scandal in football history, and that they have prepared a document to send to UEFA to report Barcelona
âąâ â Confirms Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt
âąâ â Starts arguing with journalists in front of him during the press conference, threatening to cancel his subscriptions to the media
âąâ â Calls himself a construction mogul, claiming his companies generate billions of euros in revenue worldwide
âąâ â Claims he called the presser to defend Real Madrid from the robberies, saying he would have at least 7 more league titles if they âwerenât robbed from himâ
âąâ â Urged the fans and members of the club to support the players, not boo them
âąâ â Says good night, and leaves the room saying he hopes to never see the journalists again