Joined April 2009
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9 Aug 2018
Two minutes to six, so I'm switching off the radio and sending a message to the establishment. Stop the propaganda, BBC! #BBCswitchoff
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26 Jul 2018
I've been for my evening stroll, and met the new neighbour. Her name is Rachel but she didn't seem too interested in me, me being just a dog. Most people adore me!
25 Jul 2018
I'd say 'hi' to @tinymattresses but I had a jolly long walk earlier this afternoon, and now I'm fast asleep. I'll have a photo for you next time.
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12 Sep 2012
If it wasn't for the thumbnail at the top of the page, I'd forget who I am!
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12 Sep 2012
I haven't been online for a while - 914 emails in my inbox. Might just give them all a miss. Do I want to play farmville?
12 Sep 2012
via @TheOnion - Gap Between Rich And Poor Named 8th Wonder Of The World onion.com/g3hT0s It's true - it should be named the first wonder
7 Aug 2012
'Mrs Readman added that she did not know what to do with his remaining tickets.' And he didn't say anything about a tin of paint!
7 Aug 2012
Personally, I've always been fond of Greco-Roman, and can't remember the name of that wonderful film.
27 Jul 2012
Ah well, that's enough for now. Nobody mentioned me, retweeted me, or gave me a sweet. Colin can have the laptop back.
27 Jul 2012
I've been logged in for five minutes and want to throw up. How did I manage to follow Tony Blair Office, ffs?
2 Oct 2011
@sharonlangridge @rubymuller I'm afraid @kpbillett administered the medicine, in what appears to be my emergency orifice!
2 Oct 2011
I had two fits today - I think it might have been the hot weather.
25 Aug 2011
And does anybody care about me, eh? I have to wait all day to get on Twitter, and when it's my chance, I'm knackered.
Ruby Labrador retweeted
25 Aug 2011
Pussy is a bit worried that @LouiseMensch will stop her tweeting during the riots upstairs, but it's only in London.
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21 Dec 2010
Time it took to get @shepgerman off the settee? About 14 seconds - I think it is a record.
18 Dec 2010
I'm curled up by the radiator, fast asleep. I wish you could see me on my lovely warm pink blanket.
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