I don’t know why my brain does this. Lobotomize me, already.

Instead of drinking today I made this. (It’s infused apple cobbler w/strawberry cheesecake on top.) I’m proud of me today.

I kinda wanna Sunday Funday this bitch.

RT @pvnkpilled: “everyone gets a plate before you can have seconds” but for housing

A brand new box of beautiful cones for some prerolls. It’s a good Friday, team.

My heart is hurting today.

How to pronounce acetaminophen: ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES

Just found a new route for my morning that avoids all school zones and speed humps. I also got to work 26 mins early. It’s a good day.

Autism was first identified in 1911. Tylenol was introduced in 1950. Don't listen to the guy with the brainworm. Release the Epstein Files.

For Clarification - The President of the United States is a 34 time Convicted Felon who’s in the Epstein Files. The First Lady is a former Prostitute/mail order bride/Mistress who fucked Epstein. The Vice President is a Crack Baby who’s changed his name 3 times, And wears more make up and eye liner than RuPaul. The Secretary of Defense is an Adulterer, Rapist and a raging alcoholic. The Secretary of Homeland Security is an Adulterer and puppy killer. The Secretary of Health is a Heroin addict whose brain was eaten by a fucking parasite. And…. The Secretary of Education couldn’t pass a fucking 3rd grade spelling and grammar test. The worst part… There’s a lot more shit that I missed. Are we Great Again?

RT @CheriJacobus:

no ifs no buts no maybes

stop stressing, you silly little bitch. you have a good heart, a nice ass, and a kind soul. the universe is on your side. you’re going to be just fine.

Headaches that make you throw up.

I’m feeling very _____. That’s all.

alchemy baby

they arrested a guy who threw a sandwich at the miltarized cops in dc. cops in america are the softest, scaredest, diaper-babiest human beings in the world.

If baking a cake for a gay couple is endorsing homosexuality, then voting for a pedophile and rapist is endorsing pedophilia and rape

RT @ItsDeanBlundell: Things I beleive: - Trump faked both assassination attempts. - Trump/Musk/Theil stole the election - Trump isn't ju…

My heart hurts.