Theme park aficionado, travel enthusiast, satire connoisseur, @patriots fanatic, alcohol pundit. Bikes, pens, and watches, Oh My! #aspark #letsgo

Joined November 2007
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Impressive as an adult who chose not to have children to see @Texans go out of their way for their children in school zones. Often, the parents are so incompetent due to homeschooling and religious upbringing that they fail to realize their children are even dumber than they are.
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17 Oct 2025
SERIOUSLY!?! Can somebody say, CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT??? YOUR PRODUCT IS BAD ENOUGH. NOW YOU WONT EVEN TAKE MY MONEY??? IS THIS HOW YOU SATISFY YOUR SHAREHOLDERS? PAY OFF DEBT? IS THIS A JOKE?
17 Oct 2025
Hey, @SixFlags, how do you expect me to update my season pass information if you NEVER SHARED MY ORDER ID and provide ZERO customer service or support? You're going to charge me a fee for failing to submit new information, yet, THERE IS NO METHOD TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!
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17 Oct 2025
Hey, @SixFlags, how do you expect me to update my season pass information if you NEVER SHARED MY ORDER ID and provide ZERO customer service or support? You're going to charge me a fee for failing to submit new information, yet, THERE IS NO METHOD TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!
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18 Jan 2025
My dead grandmother could cover @tkelce better than the @HoustonTexans . Is this a joke? I know the @NFL is rigged, but seriously? #wtf
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6 Jan 2025
Curious, out of three builders, @DavidWeekley has the only models without flags being flown at half mast, honoring the passing of an American President…
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21 Oct 2024
Why are we waiting over 17 minutes for @Uber in Portland, ME? Talk about terrible service. There are so many homeless people in their disgusting streets, how about putting them to work? #portland @Uber = 🐕💩
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7 Sep 2024
How/why is #77 Mekhi Becton @Eagles never set? How does he get away with it?
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6 Sep 2024
Not only will the @NFL and @taylorswift13 comsociunm guarantee @Chiefs three-peat, but they’ll also ensure they’re undefeated. 090524 #f¥cktrump
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6 Sep 2024
Listening to @CollinsworthPFF verbally fellate the @Chiefs is getting tiresome.
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17 Mar 2024
Should I be offended by the pickles or is this what @Disney now calls service? #fml @WaltDisneyWorld
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13 Feb 2024
Just another day flying with @united
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7 Feb 2024
@tedcruz⁩ is a pile of donkey 💩. I can’t wait to help vote his cowardly 🫏 out of the Senate. @VanityFair
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3 Jan 2024
Pru Carmichael and the women who couldn't bring themselves to vote for ⁦@HillaryClinton#gofuckyourselves You are fucking idiots Column: Really young voters? You want to teach Democrats a lesson by letting Trump back into the White House? - LA Times apple.news/A3NIt4rwjRaqKrFic…
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3 Jan 2024
Here’s 1 mistake… @smartasset, what’s up with the soulless shrieking banshee? Stop haunting my nightmares and news feed!!!
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19 Nov 2023
Why is @Disneyland security so incompetent? @SeaWorld @SixFlags @Universal @WaltDisneyWorld have all figured this out. Why can't @Disneyland? Are they unable to figure it out or choose to make the North Korean border feel more welcoming?
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10 Nov 2023
What happened to @marriottbonvoy? Rooms are outdated, unclean, and routine maintenance is not happening. #disgusting Upgrades are worthless. What’s the point in maintaining status, especially at 23k per year? They are driving loyal customers away, and @hyatt isn’t looking so bad.
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9 Nov 2023
Thank Jebus… ⁦@Sen_JoeManchin⁩ is without worth, principles, or courage. #goodriddance Democratic senator Joe Manchin won’t run for reelection in West Virginia - The Wall Street Journal apple.news/AV8MoRjENRtuAe_S3…
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9 Jul 2023
WHAT ABOUT DISNEYLAND (California)?!? The 2023 Disney Park Index | The Family Vacation Guide - We reveal the world's best and worst Disney parks, ranked by annual visitors and reviews, ticket prices, Google searches, ride lengths and queue times. thefamilyvacationguide.com/t…

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28 Jun 2023
United CEO Faults FAA as Storms Prompt More Flight Cancellations - The Wall Street Journal Excuses are like assholes… right #scottkirby? @PeteButtigieg? When it’s easier to drive from NYC to Texas than fly ⁦@united⁩, clearly, you’re doing it wrong apple.news/Ac1ohbf6ERKuR8rTD…
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8 Jun 2023
Thanks for nothing @Uber. This drive drove around for over ten minutes without picking bothering to pick me up. Such a scam. Top-Rated ms a$$.
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