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7 Feb 2023
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19 Oct 2022
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14 Oct 2022
Instagram didn’t like this comic, and I think we can all agree that means they’re dumb and have no sense of humor
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14 Aug 2022
Saw this going around twitter, figured I’d tweet it out myself
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21 Jul 2022
Brother,
Hope is forever elusive. I soddenly write from the riverbank. Our @MBTA #orangeline train has caught fire. Windows were shattered. We jumped in the river to escape. Tell mother and father I will not be home for supper.
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18 Mar 2022
I would like to thank my years of neopets for preparing me for the one line of HTML I had to edit for my job today
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16 Jul 2021
I discovered @Shopify's "business name generator" tool is actually a ton of fun when you tell them your business is something like "murder"
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3 Jan 2021
I know the tape is bad, and vaccination is behind schedule and we’re going to pass 400,000 deaths (!) by Inauguration Day, but just remember how high the corporate tax rate used to be and how much lower it is now.
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11 Nov 2020
Hey guys really, here is the new trump voter fraud hot line number: 202 499-4921. Whatever you do, don't prank call!
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8 Nov 2020
While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.
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21 Oct 2019
I was productive this weekend
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22 Oct 2020
Waited this morning to see if my husband needed to lay down on the bed to tuck in his shirt. Turns out he didn’t.
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Thank you, @AdyBarkan for your courage and for all that you do to ensure a more just, more equal America. #DemConvention
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