Backup account for disgraced and chaotic author @theryanlasala
Joined October 2021
- Tweets 440
- Following 187
- Followers 1,434
- Likes 438
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9 Nov 2021
I KNOW THIS IS CONFUSING BUT GO FOLLOW MY OLD, ACTUAL TWITTER ACCOUNT!!! I just got it back from permanent suspension, it's basically vintage AND a relic and cursed all at once!!!
9 Nov 2021
I'm BACK!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!! From my permanent suspension!!!! And my what a bender it's been. Thanks, Ariana, for the time away, but it's about time I resumed my impossibly-poor-taste chaos.
Anyways you can follow me here on THIS account. My backup is now my old @ (@ryality).
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9 Nov 2021
WAIT I think I have my old twitter account back??????? lemme switch my @'s really quick to confuse everyone and sew chaos
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9 Nov 2021
over and over in my head these past few days has been this:
*rihanna voice*
MUST BE WORMS ON THE BRAAAAINNNNN!!!!!
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9 Nov 2021
not for any particular reason although it is nice to open twitter and find, no matter what time of day, a tweet that could have been the inspiration. Life imitates art!!!
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8 Nov 2021
I finally completed Scarlet Nexus and Jesus Christ what a MESS!!!!!!! Battles were neat tho.
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Ryan La Sala's backup account retweeted
7 Nov 2021
The monsters you should worry about are the ones who lurk in broad daylight. ☠️
Pre-order THE HONEYS by Ryan La Sala (@theryanlasala), on-sale 5/3/22! ➡️ bit.ly/3wyaoUN
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6 Nov 2021
You should be very, very excited for this!!
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5 Nov 2021
The Honeys out May 3, available for preorder right now.
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4 Nov 2021
i think The Honeys has a real chance of hitting The Lists and getting Adapted and being Picked for book clubs. I really do. So the question is: do I buy all my exotic birds now for the VOGUE photo shoot, or wait? Seems smart to buy the birds now and just have them ready to go.
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4 Nov 2021
if you also feel i should get the birds now, preorder The Honeys RIGHT NOW please!!!!!
Indies bit.ly/indiehoney
BN bit.ly/BNhoney
Amazon bit.ly/amazonhoney
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4 Nov 2021
the way these girls were constantly being sucked into trash cans and hair dryers, THIS was a portal fantasy. Narnia WHO??
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4 Nov 2021
To those guessing that I’m Canadian, or Midwestern, I’m sorry to reveal that actually I’m from Connecticut and I’m a huge b-word
4 Nov 2021
I AM WALKING HOME IN NYC AND A RAT JUST RAN INTO MY FOOT
AND I APOLOGIZED TO IT
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4 Nov 2021
I AM WALKING HOME IN NYC AND A RAT JUST RAN INTO MY FOOT
AND I APOLOGIZED TO IT
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3 Nov 2021
H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICK YAAAAAAAAAAAA~!~!!!!
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3 Nov 2021
I’m so glad to read this. A complicated toxicity in our ecosystem made plain and visible by Fonda. 🥲🥲
3 Nov 2021
I'm not much of a blogger (heck, I don't even have a blog) but I've been processing a lot of thoughts and feelings this past week. Nervous to share this, but "Twitter is the Worst Reader" is a prelude to some changes I'm going to be making around here.
medium.com/@fondalee/twitter…
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3 Nov 2021
this is literally me in the club throwing it back and making eye contact with the girls who think they're being subtle trying to film me
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