followers of the program are well aware of this

columbus when

bob suarez

michael harris

didier fuentes is pretty good at the sport

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

do you guys think folarin balogun knows that i would die for him

not even remotely crazy to say imo

balogun for president

The Rome Emperors say if I can get 300 retweets I get to throw out a first pitch at a game!!!

why would he do this💔

what’s going on here

this team rocks

mauricio dubon is a laughably good player

matt olson has 4 BBE through the 9th. he has hit these 4 balls a combined 1,541 feet. that’s nearly 3 tenths of a mile.

can’t be getting picked off as the go ahead run with 1 out in the 8th. can’t happen.

absolutely hilarious defensive inning from the braves

he somehow almost did it again

pray to the good lord that ronald is good