Inside the Paint podcast host and writer/speaker of all things Kansas City sports. Sweet Victory Super Bowl truther & Guitar Hero enthusiast. The Broncos suck!
Joined March 2011
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7 Jul 2020
Today our family is mourning the loss of Linda Ruder, both my mother-in-law and the special woman @SarahDInKC and I have honored with charity softball events since 2016. She was given 6-12 months in June 2015 and battled 5 years. All 139 of us that have played are hurting today!
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Guys we don’t need “CRITICAL IMMINENT THREAT ALERT” sent to iPhones like North Korea launched missiles over here when a spring storm rolls in. Holy excessive, Batman
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“Huh, critical imminent threat alert seems a bit excessive for a thunderstorm”
90% of Twitter: *agrees*
The other 10%:
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Ryan Landreth retweeted
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Shout out channel 9 for being on the air for the entire 2nd half the NBA finals game to let us know about storms in Richmond, Missouri
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looking at who’s left in the royals bullpen as the game is set to resume
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Katie Horner when it’s raining in Kansas City and the NBA Finals are on
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When Altuve homered, the "Attention fans - seek shelter now" message was on the scoreboards. Couldn't have stopped the game while they still had the lead, huh?
Tarp is on, tornado sirens blaring. Matt Strahm allowed a homer before the delay. 4th straight game he’s given one up. 7-7 in the 8th.
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"Get out there and pitch high-leverage innings for us!" - Matt Quatraro, after watching Daniel Lynch go 1-2-3 on 13 pitches
Matt Strahm has allowed a homer in six of his last eight games. Including at least one in his last four games. #Royals
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Matt Strahm has had a great career and I understand the trade. It was worth the risk. But he is beyond washed and has no business pitching late-inning relief for the Royals. Just another case of Q being clueless and having false hope and blindly trusting aging veterans.
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The Royals’ offense is playing so much better. Carter Jensen hitting well at the top of the lineup does a ton for this entire squad
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It’s so Cardinals to get all bitchy about this at the end of a 5-run game
Cardinals Manager Oli Marmol has been ejected after arguing that the Twins batter needed to make his ABS challenge quicker.
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Absolutely no tweets about Quatraro post-game presser "questions" tonight, huh? It's like they know that we're going to hate the answers...
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“Not the outcome the Royals wanted, but what a game!”
First words the TV crew says after the Royals lose for the third straight game, falling to 14 games under .500 and sporting baseball’s third-worst record.
Every single thing about this organization breathes loser energy.
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Q’s night:
- Didn’t challenge a clear shot of Cags gunning down a runner at third
- Pinch hit for his red-hot 3-hitter because lefty (ignoring reverse splits)
- Wore a stupid pink pullover
- Will moral victory the piss out of this post-game presser while facing 0 tough questions
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Quatraro is so indescribably awful and I cannot believe there’s even a single soul on earth that thinks he’s deserving to still have this job. Get him away from this baseball team.
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Jun 13
First question after the game needs to be “Q why in the blue hell would you pinch hit for your 3-hitter that’s slashing 314/407/451 over the last two weeks in the biggest spot of the game”
@jaylonthompson @anne__rogers
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Q thinks he’s a genius when the results are the equivalent of a toddler mashing buttons on a PlayStation controller. Absolutely idiotic.
Why are we pinch hitting Marte for a red hot Vinnie????
Q is a dumbass
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Looking forward to some buffoon asking Q post-game about how they can build off of coming back from 9-0 to only lose by a run going forward
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