The shape of nachos.
Joined April 2015
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18 Jun 2025
Ayo. So. I lost four years of podcast eps fam.
I’m rebooting though and when I do, know I’m hitting up the tomato bros.
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18 Jun 2025
Living in the Midwest means you can roll up to your sons all stars game ready for the June flare ups. We mind our business.
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18 Jun 2025
I want to go bold and select Friday, because 3 >>>> 1….but 2 was buns.
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18 Jun 2025
Holy shit. I haven’t opened this door in a minute. Twitter is like the opposite of freaknik now?
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Thanks to my longtime friend @ryanleskis, host of @paignpro, for having me on his #podcast to reminisce a bit and talk about my favorite thing: #writing! Hope you'll give it a listen! open.spotify.com/episode/55d….
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13 Jan 2024
The Bill game moving to Monday works out perfectly for us Illini fans.
No conflicts. 🤙🏻
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Ryan Leskis retweeted
6 Jun 2023
Listen, I don’t give a damn what team you’re rooting for - get the hell out of my face when I’m working and respect that I’m here to do my job.
Excited to get back home to some classy #Panthers fans for game 3!!
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16 Mar 2023
Trying to unlock Mikes step hack…
15 Mar 2023
Whatchu doin on the toilet?
Mike joined me in the dungeon to draft our favorite apps.
I learned I might need to step my game in the world of grown ups.
Cheers.
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1 Feb 2023
I’ve been willing to make room on my Ty Rodgers bandwagon all season…now we are full.
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28 Jan 2023
The best listening audience. #paigniacs
28 Jan 2023
I got another milestone goal for downloads yesterday.
The Paigniacs are the GREATEST force to be reckoned with.
Cheers to you all.
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18 Jan 2023
Get yourself two scoops of this action.
17 Jan 2023
It’s time for breakfast soup!
I linked up with @BastardHans from The Action Movie Book Club to draft our favorites.
What pairs better late night than cereal and action movies?
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15 Jan 2023
Welp. Yesterday was not the best for my Trey Lance shares in Dynasty…
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11 Jan 2023
The freshness.
10 Jan 2023
Ayo! I had my day ones step into the way back machine and draft some of our favorite 90s wheels.
Back then I would’ve never figured I could still get most of them today!
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Cheers!
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8 Jan 2023
Man. I hate taking down the Xmas decorations.
House feels naked.
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Ryan Leskis retweeted
6 Jan 2023
no one self owns like Illini twitter hello darkness my old friend
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25 Dec 2022
Bringin a mix of classics for the jackpot.
Cheers Paigniacs!
25 Dec 2022
The final Christmas songs power rankings.
6- Christmas in Hollis - Run DMC
5- Cozy Little Xmas - Katy
4- Its Beginning to Look A Lot Like Xmas - Bing
3- Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas - Sinatra
2- Baby Please Come Home - Darlene Love
1- The Christmas Song - Nat
Merry Xmas!!
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23 Dec 2022
I’ll go on the record now. This team will go deeper than any Illini tourney team under his watch.
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