Conversion-Obsessed Marketer Driving Incremental Revenue Through Paid Advertising — Fractional CMO with 9 Years Experience

Joined July 2011
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God the US is just as bad as anyone with flopping. So pathetic. Makes the game unwatchable.
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PSA before you buy an @ouraring: I paid for a ring that never arrived. Sent photos tracking to THREE different support reps. First two ghosted me, so I had to keep opening new tickets. Now they want a photo of package contents I never received before they'll "review" a refund. The ring has never even been activated on my account. They can verify that in seconds. They have my money. I have nothing. Buyer beware.
Replying to @claimcrewsup1
I don’t trust this account.
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Nothing more I live than Vegas getting their ass kicked in the 3rd period...just straight up choking and this thing goin to OT. Let's go Canes!!
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I saw a video this week that was painfully obvious it was made with AI… …what’s worse is I know for a fact it probably took longer to make the video with AI than it would’ve taken to make a real video. Here are teleprompter tools that are best in class to move with your speaking cadence so that there’s less AI slop out there: occamize.com/scripts
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James Harden is the most annoying basketball player on the planet. Fucking flopper.
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The @mnwild are playing terribly. 17 shots to 4. Matter of time before the score changes.
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This aged well. 1-1
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Replying to @mnwild
@mnwild being little bitches again on the ice. Grow a pair and play the game. My god.
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More like 2 mins for embellishment.
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Mackinnon's hit on Boldy was epic. Goes to show Mackinnon is a true hockey player and Boldy is soft.
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Goodbye @DallasStars you’re a joke of an organization who hasn’t won a cup since Y2K. Nothing, I love better than seeing Minnesota kick your ass
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Congratulations on wasting a bunch of money on the game, @amazon. Switched back to @YouTubeTV immediately after the game 😆
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Nothing better than watching @mnwild score an empty netter on @DallasStars for another 2 goal lead. The stars are a pathetic franchise. Haven’t won since y2k LOL
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The @LAKings are a joke of a franchise. More focused on winning fights than winning cups. See you next year.
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"I made 500 ads with Al in an hour." You didn't make 500 ads. You made one. SEOs tried this a decade ago. Spin up 10,000 location pages, swap "Denver" for "Dallas," call it a strategy. Google filtered them out as duplicate content. Meta works on the same principle through Andromeda, GEM, and Lattice. Change too little and the system collapses your ads into one Entity ID. Where most people get it wrong on video: Only swapping the hook isn't enough. The other 25 seconds being identical means it's a duplicate ad. Different voiceover. Different offer framing. Different format. Different talent. That's a new ad in Meta's eyes. Distinct messages in distinct formats is what creates new delivery opportunity. 500 near-identical Al videos is one ad Meta runs into the ground. (Entity ID post linked in the comments.)
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How it works with Meta 👇🏻
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Classless move on @Timberwolves players' part to try and score at the end. He deserves to get his ass kicked. Get the Jokic brothers on him and he'll forget his own name fast. Pathetic.
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I could watch the Wild take down the Stars WWE style all night long 🏒 🤘🏼 #YouBetchya
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I'm looking to get AEO/SEO support for a client I have in the personal injury space...what vendor should I reach out to in regards to citations, Reddit mentions, and just general overall SEO help?
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Kempe is a dead man walking on the ice after doing that to Makar. Dude is going to get slashed to hell.
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The @DallasStars last won the Stanley Cup before Y2K. I would call that a joke of a franchise.
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