Actor & Writer in NYC. Artistic Director of @vulcantheatre. Just trying to be turtle-y enough for The Turtle Club. UConn Alum.

Joined September 2009
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Just catching up on the fights now. Trump and Dana White should have just held hands on their walk out. You could tell they wanted to.
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Wait did nobody tell him what he was supposed to say? That was weird.
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The next meteoric superstar in the ufc will be whoever beats this Hokit dude’s ass first
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Imagine working in sports and not being able to wrap your mind around the concept of “being a fan”

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Idk Jalen it feels like about twelve of those things to me today.
Dear Knicks fans(and those on the bandwagon), you get ONE Championship if you win not TEN). Note, A Champion happens every season in the NBA. Thank you, the rest of us.
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It’s a cliche question we ask athletes, “what would you give to win a title?” Something uniquely brilliant about Jalen Brunson is we have an exact dollar answer and he followed through.
In a largely unprecedented financial concession to give roster flexibility to a contender, New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson has agreed on a four-year, $156.5 million extension, his agent Sam Rose of CAA tells ESPN --- $113M less guaranteed than he’s eligible to receive in one year.
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The Spurs whole demeanor this entire series was that this title was owed to them. It started with Wembanyama and tricked down from there. Everyone told them they were inevitable and BOY did they believe it.
Draymond Green on the Spurs not shaking hands with the Knicks after the game 5 loss: “That’s not good”
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Jalen saw food and dragged that boy out into deep, deep water.
David slayed Goliath and the rest is history
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The most relentless championship team in NBA history.
According to ESPN Analytics, in the 4 games the Spurs lost in the NBA Finals, they had a... — 91.6% chance of winning Game 1 up 13 points midway thru the 3rd — 72.8% chance of winning Game 2 up 2 points with 1 minute left in the 4th — 99.6% chance of winning Game 4 up 20 points with 9:33 left in the 4th — 95.4% chance of winning Game 5 up 10 points with 7:54 left in the 4th
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I keep getting stuck on the poetic differences between Brunson and Wemby. Polar opposites.
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Maybe it shouldn’t have worked. But he made it work. That’s the story of New York City. That’s what it’s like living here. It’s hard. A lot of times it makes no sense. But even when shit’s bad you dust yourself off and attack the next day. Sheer power of will.
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That’s why this title, led by Jalen Brunson, means more to us than it ever could have if it was behind a 7’4 Alien. Because we can see ourselves in Brunson. He’s one of us. He reflects us. He is us. A New York Championship with the spirit of New York City.
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