🥳 Bring it! Congrats!

Sometimes plans change. Either way I’m coming for you @NASA 🚀

I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

I feel like covid in the US is like a teacher in a classroom asking everyone to be quiet for 1 minute but half the class won’t shut up and the half that was listening have to keep telling the other kids to be quiet and the minute keeps restarting for everyone

no college kids are learning right now... we are simply just submitting assignments

SHOOT YOUR SHOT but for jobs and opportunities not men

oh cause i thought the dude that screams at his game called me dramatic 🌚

“How’s 2019 been”

[alternate universe where any government vehicle can pull you over] garbage truck driver: do you know why i pulled you over? me: no clue gtd: are you sure about that? me: gtd: me: me: gtd: me: is it because my driving is tra- gtd: it’s because your driving is TRASH!!!

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Hot chocolate is better than coffee

so you’re saying i shouId just drop out??? can’t argue with that

So my brother asked me if I wanted to play Mario kart and I said yeah and then my dad said he'd play and then my mom started playing and now we all fucking hate each other