New Englander. East Coast skier and surfer. Comms at @rwe_americas. Probably somewhere looking for good ☕️ or 🍺
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If this column made me mad I can't imagine how @mviser is going to feel about it bostonglobe.com/2026/02/09/l…
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You miss 100 percent of the mispronounced countries you never try to pronounce
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Google just popped up this feature to...use AI to do your homework for you???
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22 Oct 2025
3,000 words and only 13 of them are "soccer"
This paragraph kind of sums its up -- maybe the weakness is actually do they know anything about soccer?
bostonglobe.com/2025/10/22/m…
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12 Sep 2025
Deeply dystopian stuff here. Too many cringe quotes to pull them out so just read the whole thing wsj.com/business/entrepreneu…
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10 Sep 2025
Paging the Globe's sports page editor - this is an insane opening sentence
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5 Sep 2025
Hochul's team has asked I correct the record on the expletive placement, to note that she said "We are not fucking selling out this city."
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5 Sep 2025
Ran into Gov. Kathy Hochul walking up Third Ave, just as I left the PIX 11 studio.
What’s happening with the mayor? I ask. “That’s what I just said, what’s happening with the mayor? She responded.
“We’re not selling out our fucking city.”
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Can't believe @billy_baker is gonna let @MarkAShanahan take his beat like this bostonglobe.com/2025/07/28/l…
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24 Jul 2025
How a semi-professional soccer team has become the hottest sports ticket in Vermont?
burlingtonfreepress.com/stor… via @bfp_news
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24 Jun 2025
I have some questions about my boat insurance policy
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7 Jun 2025
You, a normal person:
Me, at a brewery in Salem on a Saturday: is that @MBTA GM Philip Eng? I’m going to go say hi. Mr. Eng, just wanted to tell you we took the $10 weekend commuter rail pass down from Newburyport to do a brewery tour, thanks for keeping things runn…
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An update on this thread and the remarkable success of building a new soccer club, this is the current status of trying to buy tickets to the second-ever @hearts_sc home match, in their first season as a club. 500 people in an online queue for a tier 3 team 🌲 ♥️
27 Mar 2025
This story of the @NWSLBoston BOS Nation/Legacy founding and branding debacle is wild, especially when you compare it to how New England teams like @VermontGreenFC and @hearts_sc have *nailed* their branding, founding story, team names and missions. wsj.com/sports/boston-legacy…
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Update: they sold out a 6,000 seat stadium in under 10 minutes
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7 May 2025
Newburyport organized a bike bus to the elementary school today and it was the best thing ever
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The huge, football-shaped centerpiece of the new Gronk Playground has arrived on the Esplanade! The Gronk Nation Youth Foundation has donated $1.8 million for the project and it's all on track for a summer 2025 opening! Be sure to check it out with your family later this summer!
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This tweet should been in a grade school syntax example of what not to do
3 May 2025
A Metro Transit Police officer shot a woman in the leg after she and a man allegedly attempted to rob a jewelry store in the Dupont Circle area Friday afternoon, police said. nbc4dc.com/dJ2a1kV
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