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Apr 25
One day, I will not have to rely on Jaxson Hayes.
I look forward to that day.
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Mar 8
Del and Black Thought on SNL 🤘🏻
21 Feb 2022
I don’t think we give Gorillaz enough credit for their biggest mainstream singles being collabs with De La Soul and Del.
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19 Dec 2025
I’ve never felt smarter in my life.
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18 Sep 2025
It’s not that a company fired a comedian for saying something - it’s that the US government explicitly pressured them to. There’s no censorship equivalent, at least in my lifetime.
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19 Jun 2025
You’re either lying (you are) or it’s just THAT easy to impersonate ICE agents.
Either way, you should be ashamed (you’re not).
19 Jun 2025
False. We were never there.
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18 May 2025
The Lakers let Alex Caruso go because Talen Horton Tucker had long arms, and it angers me every time I watch the Thunder.
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6 May 2025
why oh why do we think old people have any fucking answers ever
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3 May 2025
Truly wondering what’s in the minds of all the devout Catholics right about now. 🤔
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8 Apr 2025
How I’m sleeping after all those “The Lakers fired their championship head coach! What dickheads!! Terrible franchise!!”
8 Apr 2025
BREAKING: The Denver Nuggets have fired coach Michael Malone, sources tell ESPN.
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4 Apr 2025
Being at an airport bar means you sometimes hear Beyonce and Duran Duran at the same time and you’ve gotta make peace with it.
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4 Apr 2025
I mean, did I google if this was some sort of mashup I’d never heard? Yes.
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30 Mar 2025
Sorry but there’s nothing funnier than saying “get me to God’s country” on a photo of your private jet.
Morgan Wallen Stirs Speculation With Abrupt 'SNL' Walk-Off and 'Get Me to God's Country' Social Post variety.com/2025/music/news/…
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26 Mar 2025
We’re THREE MONTHS into this shitshow. It’s going to get worse.
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21 Mar 2025
Once again - Idiocracy did not go far enough.
20 Mar 2025
All joking aside, @GovTimWalz, let's put our money where our mouth is...in a charity wrestling match. We'll split the gate 50/50 between our chosen organizations. I'll kick things off myself with a $10,000 donation. What do you say?
#TennesseeWalz
#LetsDance
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24 Feb 2025
I know what the answer is.
But I am honestly wondering what it'll take for people to say, "That's the line, and he crossed it."
American hubris is fascinating, yet depressing.
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17 Feb 2025
If anyone was wondering why Lil Wayne wasn’t asked to do the Super Bowl, I’d point you to SNL 50.
(The Roots ripped that though.)
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10 Feb 2025
White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.
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