human being • software @google @verily @shopify

Joined June 2009
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24 Oct 2025
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29 May 2025
I am in this tweet and I don’t like it.
13 Jan 2023
Canadians that deal with Rust linkage issues have _rust_eh_personality
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7 May 2025
Verified human ✅ @worldnetwork
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25 Mar 2025
Signal’s marketing team is crushing it
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11 Jan 2025
Woke up at 7am this morning to a 3.5M earthquake a few miles away, and received this in my mail today… that’s good marketing!
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17 Dec 2024
Waymo: 1 Scooter: 0
16 Dec 2024
watch @waymo avoid calamity with a scooter rider
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17 Dec 2024
Problem: Your external Apple Magic Keyboard plugged into your Apple Macbook Pro M1 is not registering the keystrokes on the login screen. How To Fix: Step 1: Manually open the lid of the MBP (annoying because its probably under a huge pile of papers and cables on your desk, like mine was)... Step 2: Manually type in your password with the built-in MBP keyboard to login (because Touch ID most likely expired again for some arbitrary reason)... Step 3: Click "Allow" on the Year-1999-McAffee-AntiVirus-Software-esque message (see image) because it's literally hardwired a keyboard that the same company, Apple, designed, manufactured and shipped to you. --- Apple: Nobody wants this. You don't even trust a hardwired Apple-made keyboard? Store a signed key in Secure Enclave on keyboard and verify it with MBP on wired connection. Bad UX, very not Apple.
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14 Dec 2024
The year is 2024. You still need to eject a USB stick before you pull it out of the computer.
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12 Dec 2024
thoughts and prayers for @OpenAI today, with the launch of Apple Intelligence
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3 Dec 2024
The world needs more peace, not more violence.
2 Dec 2024
When shit goes down, you want the crazy on your team 😂 🫡
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6 Nov 2024
The only way out is through.
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5 Nov 2024
Worth the read if you can appreciate large software migrations🍿
We've just finished migrating the @Shopify mobile app to @reactnative 🎉. This is our biggest app and was built over a decade. Here's how it went 🧵
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5 Nov 2024
Can whoever is next @POTUS just abolish Daylight Savings Time already? Thanks!
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30 Oct 2024
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29 Oct 2024
If you haven't decided yet who to vote for, here's why I think you should vote for Harris.
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Ryan Seys retweeted
29 Oct 2024
cash flow management, funding, and taxes in one place the new Shopify Finance suite is everything you wish you could get from a bank
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20 Oct 2024
Asked ChatGPT Canvas to convert some HTML to JavaScript and I don't know what I expected.
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18 Oct 2024
Remember when you could jailbreak an iPhone by visiting a URL in Safari… those were the days…
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11 Oct 2024
Hey @Tesla when are you making a self-driving Zamboni?
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