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23 Oct 2019
I woke up to see @chrissyteigen and @johnlegend vibing to my song ! I’m dead 😵
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10 Sep 2022
I hate when you look up recipes and you have to go through a whole novel about someone’s childhood memories off the coast of Italy with their papa first
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3 Aug 2022
Life hack - if you hate having pickle fingers like me , use ur two strongest toes to reach into the jar Instead ❤️
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4 Jun 2022
It feels like pineapples, mangos and peaches are cousins . N somehow apples and bananas are cousins even though they’re so different . I guess that’s one of the biggest smoking gun pieces evidence of that alien Illuminati members are amongst our highest govt officials. 😔
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30 Apr 2022
You know a movie is good when you watch a movie and it’s good
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19 Mar 2022
Wild to think that every time Bruce Wayne sees the bat signal he rushes to put on black eye shadow before saving the day lmao
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21 Jan 2022
I deleted Instagram to be more productive and I just caught myself scrolling venmo for ten minutes
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17 Jan 2022
Imagine if people got a notification everytime you zoomed in on their picture
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10 Jan 2022
Being in a relationship is just constantly telling eachother how tired you are everyday
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7 Jan 2022
Anytime I introduce myself to someone and they say we’ve met before I just feel so guilty I want to give them money
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29 Dec 2021
I will forever struggle with the dilemma of using haha or lol in a text
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10 Nov 2021
Songwriters should get fees just like producers do … what are you gonna do with a folder of beats and no songs
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3 Nov 2021
People are gonna be congratulating me soon . No clue what for yet , but somethings coming hehe
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1 Nov 2021
Saw @steveo at the grocery store today . In a thong covered in his own glued on pubes. So dope to see much he’s grown and matured artistically
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